Dick Cheney 

A man who absorbs light and then takes a dark dump on America

Bobby: don't get to close to Dick Cheney.

Fred: why?

Bobby: he will suck the life out of you!

Dick Cheney by CHOWnoobCHOW April 20, 2009

Dick Cheney 

An evil little man who really pissed off Bram Stoker in about 1870. Was the American "vice"-president until the dark side spit him out in late 2008. Now his whereabouts are unknown, but experts believe they may have found one of his numerous horcruxes in a small town in Texas.

Dr. Van Helsing: How did you sneak into the White House, you creepy old racist?

Dick Cheney: Heh heh, I flew in through the window...

Harry Potter: Aaaah! Stab the diary!

Dick Cheney by The Culture Bandit May 15, 2009

Dick Cheney 

Verb. The act of shooting someone square in the face with a shotgun.

"We were playing CS and Dan came around the corner right into my sights, so I Dick Cheney'd him."

Dick Cheney by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

Dick Milk 

The milky white substance that comes out of a penis during the climax, usually during sex or masturbation. It's also known as Sperm, Ejaculation, and Cum.

"Fill me up with your dick milk"
"My dick milk soaked the bed sheets"

Dick Milk by aoibh120 June 11, 2019

Dick eater 

Philly slang for a person who always has something to say about someone. Someone who is always on a persons top/ a person who copy cats others.

Damn you really dick eater.

You be so hype....always the first one to dick eat off my bro.

Dick eater by 111Anonymous 111 July 16, 2019

Skunk dick 

Occuring usually in the warmer summer months,..skunk dick is the unmistakable condition of having a sweaty, grime-coated penis. It is nearly impossible for anyone to tolerate this odor, except for pay-whores.

It's 15 for a blowjob....wait whats that smell?......skunk dick is 25.

Skunk dick by Clean dick June 15, 2009

big dick play

A risky action that may result in an extremely beneficial outcome.

Person 1: I'm not sure if I should ask out grill
Person 2: Go for the big dick play, it probably won't work but if it does it'll be amazing!

big dick play by PastyNips December 18, 2016