A criminal mind who breaks into your house every Christmas eve eats your cookies drinks your milk and leaves mysteriously wrapped boxes under a tree in your house and shoves your socks full of random stuff
by Cthulhuyyy December 12, 2018
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Alex had his hoe do the Santa Claus Clench till he had an extreme orgasm.
Abruptly in the night, Harrison, awoke to his female performing the Santa Claus Clench, soon after falling directly back to the sleep.
Abruptly in the night, Harrison, awoke to his female performing the Santa Claus Clench, soon after falling directly back to the sleep.
by ClausClenchers February 10, 2021
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A wizard is midladder card in the game "Clash Royale" unlocked in arena 4 and that no skill midladder noobs use once they hit above 4600k. He is used mostly to spam considering no skill noobs spend money there dads credit cards instead trying to learn skill or possibly use an alternative card.
by DEFINETLY COMPLETELY NOT ADRIA March 16, 2022
Get the Wizard (Clash Royale) mug.1. Staying cool and sophistcated.
2. A sarcastic way of saying "Dude, that was so unclassy, so better luck next time. Don't do that." Said after you said something that was uncool or after you fail.
2. A sarcastic way of saying "Dude, that was so unclassy, so better luck next time. Don't do that." Said after you said something that was uncool or after you fail.
1. "Stay classy everybody!"
2. James: "Hey umm... wait, what's your name again?"
Girlfriend: "*Gasp!* I'm sooo offended!! Good-bye!"
Nick: "Stay classy James!"
Grant: "Wait, the test was today? Ohh... I didn't study."
Nick: "Stay classy."
2. James: "Hey umm... wait, what's your name again?"
Girlfriend: "*Gasp!* I'm sooo offended!! Good-bye!"
Nick: "Stay classy James!"
Grant: "Wait, the test was today? Ohh... I didn't study."
Nick: "Stay classy."
by carrots823 May 11, 2011
Get the stay classy mug.A nonexistent, grossly obese elderly man who would likely suffer from diabetes and heart disease if he existed. A lie used to maliciously deceive vulnerable, impressionable children to the point where they feel they are unable to trust any human being once they are brought into the light and discover the truth.
Santa Claus is a big LIE. THERE IS NO SANTA.
This lie is generally accepted in modern culture to brainwash kids, very similar to how Hitler's Nazi ideology was used to brainwash Germans.
Similar lies include the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy.
Santa Claus is a big LIE. THERE IS NO SANTA.
This lie is generally accepted in modern culture to brainwash kids, very similar to how Hitler's Nazi ideology was used to brainwash Germans.
Similar lies include the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy.
Belief in Santa Claus contradicts Christian values and detracts from the reason that Christmas is celebrated in the first place by encouraging children to be materialistic, dependent, unappreciative, optimistic, and lazy.
by qwerty9C1 December 28, 2007
Get the Santa Claus mug.1.) Beyond the boundaries of cool, cool to the max or next level
2.) one does not try to become classy, if you are classy you are classified as classy, you dumb bitch.
3.) To flawlessly express oneself in a tasty individual.
4.) To own more than one G-star jacket, or whatever expensive brand bullshit you fucking label whore.
2.) one does not try to become classy, if you are classy you are classified as classy, you dumb bitch.
3.) To flawlessly express oneself in a tasty individual.
4.) To own more than one G-star jacket, or whatever expensive brand bullshit you fucking label whore.
Eddy: yo check out this G-star jacket
Chris: thats pretty cool man
Eddy: I got one for you too yo!
Chris: You classy ass motherfucker.
Chris: thats pretty cool man
Eddy: I got one for you too yo!
Chris: You classy ass motherfucker.
by CTANGNUMBERONEBODMON September 21, 2011
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