Santa Claus

A criminal mind who breaks into your house every Christmas eve eats your cookies drinks your milk and leaves mysteriously wrapped boxes under a tree in your house and shoves your socks full of random stuff

Im gonna sue Santa Claus for breaking a entry.

by Cthulhuyyy December 12, 2018

Big Chungus

The savior of humanity with all of his immortal greatness

Big Chungus is life.

by Cthulhuyyy January 07, 2019

Reddit

1. The magical place were memes live

2. Where all memes get stolen from

All of Instagram’s memes are stolen from Reddit

by Cthulhuyyy December 27, 2018

Shaggy

1. The ultimate being in this universe
2. A man who has the power to destroy worlds with less than 1% of his power

Shaggy: Zoiks Scoob!

by Cthulhuyyy February 04, 2019

Karen

Who took the kids

Karen took the kids.

by Cthulhuyyy December 27, 2018

Ho

What Santa says three times when he sees your wife mother and sister all in the same room

Ho ho ho
-Santa

by Cthulhuyyy January 30, 2019

Human

A group of idiots on earth
They plague the world and do stupid stuff
Sadly we are part of this community of idiots

Humans are stupid.

by Cthulhuyyy December 06, 2018