5 definitions by qwerty9C1

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A mediocre rapper that has proven what shitty tastes in music many adolescent Americans have. He is just a young punk that thinks he's the shit because he can rap the same lines over and over again about assaulting prostitutes with bodily fluids.
T.I., Kanye West, Young Jeezy, and even 50 Cent are much better rappers than this Soulja Boy kid will ever be.
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy and superman that hoe.
Supersoak that hoe (x120408)
by qwerty9C1 November 26, 2007
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1. A hot dog
2. A hound-like dog
1. I really enjoy putting long, thick wieners in my mouth.
2. Rub my wiener for good luck.
by qwerty9C1 December 31, 2007
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The only song worse than Crank Dat Soulja Boy. From that Soulja Boy punk that has no talent, wears clothes five sizes too big for him, "raps" about assaulting slutty prostitutes with semen, and is killing hip-hop.
"You gotta step like this to be a Soulja Girl" or something like that. If you haven't heard the song, God has truly blessed you.
by qwerty9C1 January 05, 2008
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A nonexistent, grossly obese elderly man who would likely suffer from diabetes and heart disease if he existed. A lie used to maliciously deceive vulnerable, impressionable children to the point where they feel they are unable to trust any human being once they are brought into the light and discover the truth.

Santa Claus is a big LIE. THERE IS NO SANTA.

This lie is generally accepted in modern culture to brainwash kids, very similar to how Hitler's Nazi ideology was used to brainwash Germans.

Similar lies include the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy.
Belief in Santa Claus contradicts Christian values and detracts from the reason that Christmas is celebrated in the first place by encouraging children to be materialistic, dependent, unappreciative, optimistic, and lazy.
by qwerty9C1 November 29, 2007
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A hypocritical political faction that:

has no interest in preserving morals

encourages many negative aspects of our society including irresponsibility and laziness among people

hampers business and commerce in an effort to superficially appear appealing to working class citizens, while in fact hurting them in the long run due to increased taxes and the subsequent inflationary increase in prices of products
No surprise then that the Democratic party generally supports legalized disposal of "unwanted" human life (that >96% of the time is not because of rape/incest or potential serious health problems for the mother), minority-supremacy racism known as affirmative action, trying to make our country a pushover for terrorists, welfare and other programs that don't give people much incentive to work harder, completely unreasonable CAFE standards on cars that will surely be either the downfall of American automakers or drive the price of the average automobile sky-high (or both), unnecessary minimum wage increases that do nothing but cause inflation, causing money already earned and saved to be worth less, and labor laws that make it difficult for a hard-working person to work when and how they want.
by qwerty9C1 August 17, 2007
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