by TheRealGenghisKhan July 10, 2021

someone who is unbelievably lonely probably named Chris. Your not named Chris? Good job your no longer a virgin.
by AWolfTamer May 6, 2022

This is the type of athlete who swears that he runs 10 km in 2 minutes thanks to creatine and then he scares the hoes away because of his somali genes and floppy cock. His family is also disappointed in him and his aunt is a slut. His cardiovascular abilities come in handy on every wednesday when he robs a ship full of oil and fish cum near the somali coast. He also puts nicotine pouches in his ass.
Ice cream man: "what the fuck is up with the cum in the sink"
condom head: "ay man don't talk shit about my nigga"
somali: "oooga booga maga ooobos creatine virgin athlete i rob ship flopy coc haahaahahha ooh ooh aaaaaaa"
adolf hitler: "nigga shut yo dumb ass up im bouta fuck on yo aunt that stupid ahh slut"
somali: "heil hitler!"
condom head: "ay man don't talk shit about my nigga"
somali: "oooga booga maga ooobos creatine virgin athlete i rob ship flopy coc haahaahahha ooh ooh aaaaaaa"
adolf hitler: "nigga shut yo dumb ass up im bouta fuck on yo aunt that stupid ahh slut"
somali: "heil hitler!"
by fukcer192 March 6, 2024

by G-inger August 6, 2019

by Ultrachad420 January 11, 2019

“You’re still a virgin?”
“Duh, I’m a Discord user with an anime profile picture. I get no bodies because of that.”
“That must be why I’m still a virgin.”
“Duh, I’m a Discord user with an anime profile picture. I get no bodies because of that.”
“That must be why I’m still a virgin.”
by Riaaaaaaaaa August 25, 2022
