5 definitions by bigboipete

Virgin

Virgin :
Being a Virgin is just pain, especially as a male
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yo Joe: with all these funko-pops on yo shelves in yo mommas basement and terrabytes of only-fans-subscriptions on ya phone no wonder no bitch wanna fuck your weak broke ass and you still are a Virgin at 44

by bigboipete March 25, 2022

Grigri

A GriGri (Grigri) is a belaying device by the french company Petzl which saves your ass from hitting the deck if your belayer is a dumb or inexperienced cunt

...Dustin lowering Peter after a sports climb with a GriGri...
Peter looking down on Dustin: WHY THE FUCK ISN'T YOUR BRAKE HAND TOUCHING THE ROPE?
Dustin: My Bad...

by bigboipete March 9, 2022

World War III

The long anticipated sequel to 1 & 2 coming to you in '22 after 77 years of peace in (central-) Europe .
Thank your weak and corrupt leaders today for the upcoming nuclear annihilation following the invasion of Ukraine and Taiwan.

World War III in one sentence:
Yo, wanna get your ass eaten and fuck a last time before the Nukes go off?
Yeah!

by bigboipete March 13, 2022

Tammy Slaton

"A wonderful wife which weighs 1000lbs"

Tammy Slaton: Jerry, get me 13 Burgers and 4 Sprites pls... she still in hospital

by bigboipete February 28, 2022

Russian Ship

Russian ship, go fuck yourself
#freeUkraine

Snake Island - I'm a Russian warship
...
Chadkrainians: Russian Ship, go fuck yourself

by bigboipete February 28, 2022