Tits 

A slang term for a woman's breasts; also known as man's best friend.

When you're feeling sad, think of size 34DD tits. You might not feel happier, but your penis sure will.

Tits by Mohammed's Yiddiskeit December 16, 2014

Tits Mcgee 

A nickname for a woman with good sized boobs.

Two guys see a woman on her daily jog. One of them shouts "Hey, Tits Mcgee why don't you come by later?"

In response the woman says "In your dreams." and ignores them.

Tits Mcgee by Cherished August 13, 2006

Titanic 

1. The best movie ever starring my father LEONARDO DICAPRIO and Kate Winslet.

2. A horrible ocean disaster due to an iceberg collision.

3. Also means large, enormous, humongous.

1. Brittnay-"Omg! It has been 20 years since Titanic came out!"

2. Professor: " Read the book on Titanic"

3. Lucy- " Look at that Titanic Ocean!"

Titanic by itty_bitty_critty March 3, 2017

Firm Titties

A more vulgar and rather extreme form of the common term "tough luck". The two are interchangable, as one may be used wherever the other can.

Boy: Oh no! I just got my report card in the mail and I have recieved all F's!

Dad: Firm titties, son. Firm titties.

Firm Titties by bl@de_catcher March 28, 2009

Titstracted 

When you lose focus on what you are doing because you are staring at a woman's breasts.

I rear-ended the car in front of me because I got titstracted by the woman in the tight shirt walking on the sidewalk.

Titstracted by David90049 July 9, 2009

Dork Tits 

Refers to the aesthetics of a dorky girls boobs. They often point in a weird direction, and have a large gap in between them. They can be extremely unpleasant if encountered when sober. This type of titty can even be caught reading a book under her bra, although its very rare.

Ryan: "God you're hot but your tits are dorky as shit."
Jen: Yeah, these Dork tits are pretty stupid looking."
Ryan: "Why the fuck are they reading?

Dork Tits by Sally Crapbasket July 7, 2009

flapjack tits 

/ˈflapˌjak tits/
noun

North American

Breasts that, when a woman is naked, hang or sag down in a way that makes them resemble flapjacks or pancakes. It is especially apparent when she bends over.

With her bra on she looked like she had a huge rack. When she took off the bra I could see she actually had flapjack tits.

flapjack tits by Aeytrious March 2, 2017