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salty sauce gobbler

pussy, poon-tang, bearded clam, hairy taco, beaver, mommy parts, cous-cous. you know, the vagina.
I've got a nice sausage here for your salty sauce gobbler.

secret sauce

A homogeneous mixture of two or more condiments found in the fridge. Any number of condiments may be used, such as ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, or soy sauce. Salad dressing may be added as well. Secret sauce is not at all secret, it's just never the same thing twice. It is usually made as a dipping sauce for fruggets.
I was bored with the individual condiments, so I mixed them all together in a big bowl of secret sauce.
secret sauce by sambarnes February 28, 2008

Tommy sauce 

The Jesus of all condiments
"Bunds you mong slide the tommy sauce you big virgin"
Tommy sauce by Jerj November 20, 2017

East Range Cream Sauce 

It is quite possibly the worst man made smell in the entire world. Its named after the place where it was invented in Hawaii and the main ingredient involved.

The process begins with a two week field problem that will take place in the East Range which involve lots of walking in the jungle and battle drills. The second step involves masturbation. This will either be done while on guard duty or while in the soldier's sleeping bag. Should be done 3-4 days after the soldier has been in the field. After the soldier is done masturbating, rather than ejaculating into a sock, he ejaculates onto the inside of his thigh next to his scrotum where it is left and not cleaned up.

After several days of patrolling, reacting to contact, etc, the soldier will have been sweating quite a bit. The sweat, combined with the humidity allows for the perfect fermentation of the semen to occur. At this point, it could be considered finished. However, it really depends on the soldier to customize his own recipe after this step. Diet, hygiene, and ass wiping habits are generally taken into account.

By day 14 when the soldier has returned to the company area,it will be ready for pranks and personal entertainment. While waiting to turn in weapons, the soldier will stick his hand into his pants and wipe the inside of his thigh next to his scrotum. He then will attempt to touch his fellow soldiers' face, and/or mouth. Sometimes they will instead compare stenches to see which is worse.
Soldier 1:"Dude, what are you going to do to your East Range Cream Sauce this time?"

Soldier 2: "My girl was totally on her period while we were banging this morning so I'm totally trying blood this time."

Soldier 3: "I did something similar with this mechanic chick while we were in the Box at JRTC, but she had a yeast infection."

Soldier 2: "DAAAMMMMN"

Soldier 4:"Remember when whats-his-name used his infected cyst pus and his chlamydia for his?"

Soldier 1: "Boy am I glad that He got out before I got stationed here....."

"I've got the Sauce"

Erin: "You're momma's fat!"
Emma: "Oh yeah, well at least she's got the sauce"

Joe: "I hate your new haircut"
Jenny: "I've got the Sauce"

weak sauce 

Etymologically, weak sauce was born in Long Beach California circa 1996. It was inspired by the G Love song "My baby got sauce" to which the adjective weak was added and a neologism was born. I used the term intermittently and was surprised when, two years later, I was visiting northern california and heard it used. Since then, it has spread and false claims as to it's origen have been made.

The full usage is now commonly considered passé. Currently, in Long Beach, sauce is an acceptable description of something thats shitty. It is interesting that G Love's "sauce" was a good thing and it has in fact become a polar term.
person A: the food at baja sonora is weak sauce.

person B: it's worse than sauce, that shit had me urinating out my asshole all night.

Person A: I think it's their enchilada sauce (unrelated).
weak sauce by paul mathus July 16, 2008