Shit Ticket

a piece of toilet paper

"I need to wipe my ass, but I'm all out of shit tickets!"

by Luke Swiderski October 07, 2003

microwaved shit

Used to describe something unpleasant, or a negative state of being.

Man, I feel like microwaved shit after that party last night.

This beer tastes like microwaved shit.

by Brian Ball April 25, 2006

shit shivers

That tingly,goose-bumpy feeling you get when a particularly robust turd rounds "cape corn" in your colon and scrapes against your spine.

I was pinchin' a loaf this morning and a massive loggerhead turd gave me a case of the shit shivers

by wolfbait51 April 13, 2011

shit the bed

1) Making a mistake that many other people recognize as a mistake.
2) Fucking up...really bad

Jeff shit the bed when he hooked up with Marty instead of Ashlea.

by J April 09, 2003

presidential shit

Acceptionally good marijuana. More commonly the certian breed of Kush.

Ayo, i got sum of that presidential shit! What we smokin on?

by Amanda231 April 08, 2006

n' shit

short for "and shit like that" over used by me

i like tits n' shit

by phill stone January 22, 2004

Cute shit

When someone sends you something really cute

OMG SKYLAR THATS SOME CUTE SHIT

by Bitchwithaheart February 26, 2019