Brown Ballerina 

When you are wiping your ass and your finger goes through the toilet paper, giving the appearance of a brown ballerina (the paper being the tutu)!

"I was wiping my ass yesterday and got a brown ballerina."

Brown Ballerina by m!lky October 4, 2008

brown eye blind

The craftful art of taking cream cheese an inserting it cold into ones anus and let it melt. At that point you take an exploding shit on your partners anus covering the "brown eye" with a milky white film.

Frequently used on bagels as a spread after coitus

This is also known as the "birds eye" due to the similarity to bird shit.

I taught her a lesson by giving her the brown eye blind, then i made a bagel!

brown eye blind by brianssmithsmom May 18, 2010

brown out 

When large chunks of your day at work are taken up by a coworker talking about random crap that he doesn't know anything about.

I got nothing done today at work, I had a Brown Out

brown out by Codym January 21, 2006

brown mule

A swift knee to the middle of the asshole. This manuever is usually accompanied with two hands placed on the hips.

"Don't eat my chocolate lucky charms or I'm gonna brown mule you"

brown mule by Cody Meadows April 11, 2005

Brown Milk 

A Brown Milk is where you take a tube a funnel and a carton of milk and you connect the funnel to the tube and stick it up your partners ass and pour the milk down the tubing and then drink it.

I had some Brown Milk with that bitch last night.

Brown Milk by darcque October 26, 2011

brown bag 

A guy that has a good personality/sense of humor/etc. but doesn't cut it in the appearance department. Therefore he is doable if you are drunk or he wears a paper bag over his head or both.

Yeah I did him; he's a total paper bag.

brown bag by Rebby February 1, 2004

brown Jesus 

A dump so large it is as if the ass of God came forth and gave you His only Son, in turd form.

"I should warn you, I'm going to have to enlist the services of a plumber because my brown Jesus' broke the toilet."

brown Jesus by brownjesusjesus June 7, 2007