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A recent type of mortgages given to those with no apparent means and little to no chance of rendering repayment. NINJA is an acronym referring to the borrower as having No Income No Job or Assets.
The housing bubble was greatly helped by financially suicidal bankers issuing NINJA loans like candy to anyone who could fog a mirror!
NINJA by esmith512 January 17, 2008

ninja vanish 

When you get a solid fart brewed up, fart into your cupped hand and throw it into your friend's face.

While performing said action, exclaim "Ninja, vanish!!!" in a loud, possibly Asian accented voice. While your victim is blinded by your noxious gift to the face, get the hell out of there like a ninja.
As I got up from the couch, I managed to corral a solid fart into my hand and Ninja Vanish Darla, escaping before she realized what had hit her.

techno ninja 

The above description is accurate only to a point. It is clearly referencing the period of time known is PCN or Pre Chuck Norris. These silly fools were no match for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris Killed the remaining ninja by sneezing on him. The blast blew the ninjas flesh off his bones. Then check went back to the dimension these silly fools came from and stayed there until his cold was over.. There were no survivors.

Since This time Chuck Norris has been refferd to by the people of asie as the last great techno ninja.
Yo Jack this kung foo movie is dope but these fools aint no techno ninjas!

Yea these bitches cant handle the truth!
techno ninja by Steve Norris March 22, 2007

Ninja Unicorn 

When a guy wears a strap on around his head and runs toward his chick from across the room. He then jumps at hear with the strap on heading toward her nether region.
Dale was trying to Ninja Unicorn some chick last night and we saw her run and scream from his boat.
Ninja Unicorn by NWFHA July 23, 2009

ninja bike

An idiotic and naive reference to any motorcycle that resembles the famous line of motorcycles from Kawasaki. More accurately termed sportbike. Sometimes called crotch rocket as well. Often inaccurately lumped together as a group of any non-cruiser motorcycles.
Dude:Hey baby you wanna go for a ride on my motorcycle
Chick: That depends, Is it a Harley or a ninja bike?
ninja bike by Rob March 3, 2006

ninjasaur 

a highly trained dinosaur who is also training to be a ninja. a person one will most likely be afraid of. do not mess with one or you will get eaten or have your ass handed to you. but aslo a really sweet and cool person.
person 1: "dude did you see that ninjasaur?"

person 2: "naww man but i heard your not supposed to mess with them!"
ninjasaur by ninjasaur September 6, 2011