Wafflestomp queef 

The squelch or queef noise one hears when attempting to stomp a stubborn shower turd down the drain.

It’s 2020 mate, I’ve ran out of dunny roll and Aldi catalogs are slicing my arse open! looks like it’s Time for the o’l tub turd or the waffle-stomp! My wafflestomp QUEEFED brah!

Wafflestomp queef by ThePenguinHitsA6 March 28, 2020

Waffles 

The almighty enemy of pancakes. Delicious.

Did somebody say "Waffles?" I'm hungry.

Waffles by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020

Sexual Waffles 

When two waffles low each other very much and create a baby. Can be used as a random phrase.

"Sexual Waffles," the guy on the bus screamed.

Sexual Waffles by sheerio1234 May 1, 2016

saucy waffles

The saucy waffles are a group of people in every school that are inseparable and saucy. They are always together and have an amazing friendship.

Look! Here come the saucy waffles!

saucy waffles by Ang3l1n May 2, 2018

Top Waffler 

When Someone chats the most sh** 💀

U see Dan, yeah he’s a Top Waffler
#chatsmostshit #topwaffler

Top Waffler by SudaniMelon February 3, 2019

Sympathy Waffles 

Roommate feels sympathy for one or more roommates after he/she engages in vigorous sex which results in keeping entire residence awake. Roommate in question makes waffles for everyone affected.

After escaping a sexless marriage i moved in with a friend. For a while my roommate was being kept awake regularly with the sound of my hookups. one morning after my "friend" left i made homemade waffles with fresh berries, bacon and coffee. She informed me that she expected the sympathy waffles to continue if i was going to continue to keep her awake at night.

If you are going to continue to keep me awake at night, i expect the sympathy waffles to continue!

Sympathy Waffles by Molsonbeaver July 30, 2019

Twat wafflery 

The act of being an asshole or twat waffle.

John says...That’s some twat wafflery going on over there.

Twat wafflery by Pink Cherries March 15, 2021