Relax your tits

a phrase used to tell someone to relax and calm down in a stressful situation.

Dude, relax your tits. I got this.

by Yoniweb December 8, 2012

poppin a titty

When one or both of a females breasts come out by accident

Hey check that bitch out! Shes poppin a titty!

by slothslothskin January 22, 2014

Eggs Benedict Tits

A nice pair of tits seen at breakfast time. The term was popularized in Joe Walsh's 1983 song "I.L.B.T.'s (I Love Big Tits)."

I like tits for breakfast... eggs Benedict tits!

by beekthafreek April 22, 2015

New York titty

Best titty in the world

Allie lives New York titty

by Columbia nyliac April 16, 2019

mother fucker titty sucker two ball bitch!

This is how we said it at my (five) elementary schools in California, c. 1978-1985.

If some girl at recess was on MY monkey bar, or stole my Members Only jacket from the Lost & Found, or popped my water weenie, my best friend called her out like this and there could be a fight after school: “MOTHER FUCKER TITTY SUCKER TWO BALL BITCH! insert name, e.g. TINA MAMA’s IN THE KITCHEN COOKING RED HOT SHIT!”

by 2ballbitch January 14, 2022

Etch-a-Tities

Using a lady friends tits as a the knobs on an Etch-a-Sketch to create beautiful works of art. She holds a pencil and draws according to the turns.

You better come over with a pencil.
Is it time for Etch-a-Tities already?

by DoubleAnonymous August 22, 2010

Tits

A slang term for a woman's breasts; also known as man's best friend.

When you're feeling sad, think of size 34DD tits. You might not feel happier, but your penis sure will.

by Mohammed's Yiddiskeit December 16, 2014