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Cex Worker 

Low-life virgins that have never seen a pair of tits that are not attached to themselves and also could legally have their penis declared dead because they have not seen it in yonkers. They also smell like all of a Y9s changing room BO at once and have not showered since Britney Spears shaved her head and went crazy. They also spend their time at home having intercourse with their siblings and also enjoying games of Nintendo DS Monopoly and Scrabble with their cats (generally called Pimple). If you have gotten to the point where CEX is you're only option as a job you might as well end your life or become a feet pic dealer at the local bingo club on Thursday nights.
Phil: Look at those scummy twats over there, I bet they work at CEX.
Francis: Yeah Phil, they look like sister fuckers to me and they smell of Heinz Ravioli.
Phil: Yonkers you're right Francis, I bet they spend the day scamming chavs into buying broken Wii balance boards for their morbidly obese mum with 11 children who start smoking at 8 years old however that is normal on a council estate in Croydon.
Francis: Let's beat those Cex Workers with a stick!!
Cex Worker by Ivor Gifford June 13, 2020
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working for the clown 

Jim must be desperate for a job, he's working for the clown!
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work & play have come together to form the word workplay. Simply this is the convergance of both play and work, where work becomes play for you and you play at your work (and you can play to win if you choose).
An example of work play can be found - someone is working and they choose to decide to make their job/work a game and act like they are playing/ having fun at it...

Workplay is generally time associated to activities where you earn money while playing/ enjoying yourself/ having fun.... It is your choice though, right?
workplay by Thomas Green August 28, 2006

workgasm 

A workaholic's euphoria associated with a job well done
"Slapped that finished project down on the desk, got up to leave the office, and my knees almost buckled - what a workgasm!"
workgasm by Mike Cerovich July 27, 2008

Workplace Socialite

Someone who only goes to work to socialise.
The department of community services is staffed by workplace socialites.

will worker

A person capable of manipulating the universe without the need of magickal implements, using just their "will" and their mind.
He just thought about it and it happened, he must be a will worker.
will worker by disgonnahurt January 24, 2008

accountability co-worker

A coworker who tallies up how much money you spend on lattes and lunch, then makes the assumption you must make 10k more than them. When in reality your disposable income is in direct correlation to how many dependents you have not or lack of lexus sized car payment.
Wow, you are drinking another latter... that's the fifth one this week. I am saving up for my kids braces. I wish I could have a latte everyday. "I guess you are my accountability co-worker... You are right I should stop drinking lattes, going out to lunch and taking birth control so I can live your dream lifestyle of fun infertility."
accountability co-worker by floorfly November 15, 2010