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shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree

Kicking around a difficult to solve problem until a brilliant solution falls out
"Alysha has been moving them photoshop layers around on that design for ages"
"Yea she is shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree"

GOLDEN BROWN 

1. When you perform a CLEVELAND STEAMER and incorporate with a {GOLDEN SHOWER].
2. The time you get so hammered, you wake up to find you've shit and pissed yourself.
Hows goin Sean, last night i was so fucked up i picked up a fat chick and gave her a golden brown. I woke up this morning though, and found one in my undies.

Golden Chopsticks 

The act of two Asians double penetration upon a women while also peeing on or inside of her.
Yellow 1: I want the butt.
Yellow 2: Good, I want the pussy! Let's golden chopsticks this bitch.
Golden Chopsticks by Wharlest April 28, 2011

Goldberg 

Someone who acts like Steve Jobs with out the talent, ability or Experience.
This company is going to fail because the CEO is a total Goldberg
Goldberg by fakeNameDropper August 29, 2016

Tea Whoopi-Goldberg

Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"

golden gate bridge

When you lie on your back between the chair and the ottoman and your lover straddles you and pees on you while reading the newspaper
When I got home last night, my wife gave me a golden gate bridge
golden gate bridge by tim-tim April 7, 2004