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Marty pump-fake 

1. A common expression for when a man slowly inserts his penis into a woman's vagina and after full penetration holds thrust for a full ten second count while staring deeply into "his" women's eyes before reverse thrusting as fast as humanly possible without ejaculating.

2. When a woman is begging for a penis, so you tease her with one single pump, for a solid 10 seconds.

3. The act of a man tricking a woman into believing he is going to have sex with her only to pull out after a single ten second thrust.

4. The daring action of a one pump chump

5. The pregame ritual made famous by the 2009 undefeated championship Terriers wiffleball team
1. Neil: Were you wearing your swishy pants last night?
Marty: Yeah, best decision I've ever made!
Neil: Why is that?
Marty: Cuz she was BEGGING for it
Neil: Did you give it to her?
Marty: I held in there for ten full seconds
Neil: Wow you must be a legend...that's gotta be the longest anyones ever one pumped a girl
Marty: Well lets just say no woman can resist the feeling of a Marty pump-fake.

2. Never Marty pump-fake a girl from the bottom, I unfortunately found out the hard way.

3. Big D: I Marty pump-faked the shit out of her...right in the assss!

4. Erick: Did you bring condoms to the party?
Nick: No of course not, what do I look like a fag?
Erick: That doesn't sound safe
Nick: Don't worry I pull out I just give her the old Marty pump-fake...
Erick: Oh the old Marty pump-fake, safest sex practice known to man
Marty pump-fake by Terriers2009 January 7, 2013
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National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day 

A day on April 21st. Just shut up, dude
Dude 1: NATIONAL DISCORD MOD DAY!!

Dude 2: shut up, its National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day

WWE is fake

A phrase used by someone who has absolutely no knowledge of World Wrestling Entertainment or professional wrestling in general. People who use this phrase cannot tell the difference between scripted and fake.
Person 1: "Why do you watch wrestling? You realize WWE is fake, right?"

Person 2: "Actually, WWE is scripted just like any other television show is scripted".
WWE is fake by P1775 September 2, 2013

Bachelor of Fake Science 

(B.F.S.) A four-year degree that ain't worth shit. You will be making shit money if you are lucky enough to find a job. It's a degree that is categorized under Bachelor of Science (unfortunately).
Here are a few majors that would be categorized under Bachelor of Fake Science: General Studies, Kinesiology, Nutrition, Education, and Fashion Marketing.

On the other hand, Bachelor of Science consists of majors such as Physics, Engineer, Computer Science, Chemistry, and Mathematics.

Annoying fake gay 

That one 15 year old tik tok girl that has to blurt out every 5 seconds that they are gay regardless if they actually are or not.

Probably someone who would make those horrible annonymous ace comics but with any other lgbtq orientation.

Mostly rare.

Actual lgbtq supporters and members hate these people.
Becky: UwU I am gay lol

Jacob: ok.

Becky: I hate homphobes WHY IS EVERYONE SO HOMOPHOBIC?!?!?!?

Jacob:I don't know.

Becky:So anyways i'm gay UwU I'm so quirky!!!

Jacob:I heard you the first time.

Becky:i am also trans

Jacob:ok.

Becky:i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU

Jacob:Ok i get it Becky.

Becky:OMG YOUR HOMOPHOBIC

Jacob: W h at.

Becky: GUYS JACOB IS SUCH A HOMOPHOBE LET'S CANCEL HIM ON TWITTER

Jacob: I don't even use twitter- Becky stop being such an Annoying and fake gay.

Becky: HOMOPHOBEEEEEEEE

Becky is an Annoying fake gay bruh.
Annoying fake gay by KingMemeus April 4, 2022

ja-fake-an

(n.) A person who pretends to be jamaican. Usually slightly built, dreadlocks, talks unintelligible street slang and talks about babylon keeping a man down. Refers to himself as a yardie or similar. Always young and male.
Take off that stupid "adidihash" t-shirt you imbecile ja-fake-an.
ja-fake-an by kung-fu jesus September 24, 2004