Fake Flakey McWhingerson

A person who says they're flaking out of an event or other social gathering, and then gets angry at another person for making other plans after the fake flaker said they were not attending.

See also: John Rivera

"John kept saying he wasn't going to Electric Zoo, crying about how money was going to get retrod and that some chick decided not to go, and then got mad when I made other plans...what a Fake Flakey McWhingerson! He's like a woman!"

by Acedelgado July 5, 2012

fake blem

The act of trying to blem without a cigarette or a joint, but pretending to satisfy your cravings.

Yeah bruv he was fake blemmin da junkie

by Analrupturer October 18, 2013

Fake Cow

An older women who has breast implants.

"Hey vinny, how were her boobs?"
"She is a fake cow!"

by KittyCatPower February 9, 2012

fake valentine

when you don't have a valentine and neither does your friend so you pretend to be each others valentine

Jill: Hey Tim, wanna be my fake valentine?
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..

by annanicole819 March 27, 2012

Fake Clam

When a man goes down on a woman to eat her out and pretends to use his mouth.Instead uses his fingers while making the sound with his mouth.

Naw man I didn't actually go down on her i just did the fake clam

by Rybbo March 18, 2011

Fake Junt

A person that reps Shake Junt lifestyle, grip tape, etc. but pushes their skateboard "mongo" style like a goon.

JD: "Look at Mason pushing mongo. He is Fake Junt!"

by xxxPlanBxxx October 29, 2011

Fake Frape

When a person uses their own facebook to attack another individuals page but blame it on some one else "Fake Frape"

Comment 1 "You are really ugly"

Comment 2 " Sorry that was a frape by *****"

Fake Frape: Posting on someones wall using your own accoutn pretending to have been fraped by another person

by Damo Aye November 27, 2011