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bro-dick

A term for when a person lands a shit job they dont want to do, they do everything in their power to convince their superiors to hand that job over to a colleage he or she does not like.
Mechanic 1-man, I got stuck with taking an engine out of this car. This is going to cost money out of my paycheck.
Mechanic2- instead of doing it, why dont you bro-dick it to the new guy nobody likes
by Dickhead92 December 20, 2019
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bro-job

bro-job refers to when a woman acts like a guy in order to be liked by a guy or trying to get into his pants.
"She is awesome. we just played H.E.R.O. together "

"Dude, she is totally bro-jobing you"
by Arisa Montgomery July 18, 2019
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Bro Davies

Anything, and everything. Mostly used when high on weed, or if your friends just say it to remember the fun times of the high.
Dude, we better start running before Bro Davies catches us!
by 190 Loads November 22, 2011
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bro-polio

The scenario of the typical bro who ignores leg day constantly. This results in a top heavy, wasted-leg syndrome similar to polio sufferers and a tendency to wear sweatpants to the gym.

A top-heavy physique with bulges in all the right places but supported by puny pink cardboard rolls attached to shoes.
Bro 1: Dude, summer is on why aren't you wearing shorts?

Bro 2: Been hammering the gym dude, but forgot legs. Suffering from Bro-polio big time... look at these things?

Bro 1: Shit dude, do you even lift?
by Mucky September 12, 2013
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Honorary Bros

“Thats some honorary bros behavior my nigga
by Bruhloleatmyass May 14, 2019
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Bro-orange

a highly noticeable combination of a brown and orange skin tone that is commonly found on bros, brahs, douches, douchebags, and guidos.

Bro-orange is a portmanteau of the words "Brown" and "Orange".
"Hey Pauly! Let's get outta here now, so we can go tan before we go to the pool! I'm trying to get that bro-orange glow!"
by Brewlhp2 July 13, 2012
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Sesh with the bros

when you go for a skimpy joint with the bros and make them watch you for 20 minutes and then follow this by going home look like you smoked 2 pound of the dank mother fucking Cush and post your smokey eyes on the social media site "snapchat" and type "sesh with the bros, you know who your are"
you, wanna go riding and smoke weed yeah man go for a sesh with the bros
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