bro-job

When a straight guy gives a blow job to a different straight guy.

Me and Chad where bored last night so he gave me a bro-job to kill some time.

by TheHairyBagel July 25, 2010

bro-job

A bro-job is the sucking-off a buddy gives you when you just HAVE to squirt a load.

I give beaucoup bro-jobs to other cadets here at the Academy!

by eda-skip July 07, 2022

bro-job

bro-job refers to when a woman acts like a guy in order to be liked by a guy or trying to get into his pants.

"She is awesome. we just played H.E.R.O. together "

"Dude, she is totally bro-jobing you"

by Arisa Montgomery July 19, 2019

bro-job

Occurs when two doods, or completely straight guy friends hold a job at the same establishment at the same time.

Peter- Dood, I got a job at Petco.
John- For real? I work there too!
Peter- We should carpool to our bro-job.
John- Totally. Lets save the planet by wasting less gas. No homo.

by SomTawyer June 18, 2011

Bro Job

A non-homosexual gesture performed on a person of the same sex that is a friend as a favor.

A:Dude, my girlfriend isn't putting out. Would you mind giving me a bro job?
B:Yeah sure dude. It won't be gay right?
A:Hell no it isn't gay! Now get to work!

by MyNameIsntHenry February 22, 2013

Bro-job

When one bro gives fellatio to another. Just bros being bros, hanging out, being dudes.

Mike: "Man, I'm so down about Megan breaking up with me."
Josh: "I'm sorry, buddy, would a bro-job make you feel better?"

by gangry August 31, 2015

Bro Job

A blowjob among a fellow a bro. It can only be initiated if your fellow bro, looks down as he is receiving the bro job, to assert this is just bros, helping a bro out, as you climax your bro must also swallow and say 2 magic words: "NO HOMO".

"DUde you looking pretty swole"

"Uh why you looking"

"Not like that dude, I mean no homo."

"Oh for sure. want to give me a bro job?"

"Fuck yea dawg."

by BRahhhhhD July 25, 2018