2 definitions by Brewlhp2
ALL SHIRTLESS WONDERS SUFFER FROM DOUCHBAGGERY. Ironically, these shirtless wonders are the same guys ("Brah's", in their native tongue) who spend an absurd amount of $$$ on t-shirts - the term for mass possession of these sparkly, tattoo, and tribal print shirts is known as "DOUCHE-SWAGGERY".
An accurate way of identifying these Brahs is to know that they abide by the exact opposite set of laws that traditional vampires do:
As opposed to being unable to be exposed to sunlight, they actively seek out said sunlit environments. Because of this, you will not see a pale-skinned DB, but rather notice an brown-orange (termed "Bro-orange" by Crayola).
Also contradictory to vampire dogma, silver or a crucifix does not repel the DB's, as they do vampires. DB's will most often own and wear a silver crucifix, and in extreme cases will wear a silver crucifix overlapping a tattoo of a crucifix, whilst their arm is slung over their main bitch, stage name "Silver".
Also, churches, which provide a place of protection from vampires, hasn't been proven to repel DB's yet; although a DB has never been spotted in a house of God, to date. The best safe haven to run to for protection against DB's is the lower body/legs section of your local gym - DB's are known to avoid this area AT ALL COSTS.
An accurate way of identifying these Brahs is to know that they abide by the exact opposite set of laws that traditional vampires do:
As opposed to being unable to be exposed to sunlight, they actively seek out said sunlit environments. Because of this, you will not see a pale-skinned DB, but rather notice an brown-orange (termed "Bro-orange" by Crayola).
Also contradictory to vampire dogma, silver or a crucifix does not repel the DB's, as they do vampires. DB's will most often own and wear a silver crucifix, and in extreme cases will wear a silver crucifix overlapping a tattoo of a crucifix, whilst their arm is slung over their main bitch, stage name "Silver".
Also, churches, which provide a place of protection from vampires, hasn't been proven to repel DB's yet; although a DB has never been spotted in a house of God, to date. The best safe haven to run to for protection against DB's is the lower body/legs section of your local gym - DB's are known to avoid this area AT ALL COSTS.
The level of douchebaggery witnessed here tonight by all of the meat heads at the bar caused me to coin a new term; "Juice-bag".
by Brewlhp2 July 11, 2012
a highly noticeable combination of a brown and orange skin tone that is commonly found on bros, brahs, douches, douchebags, and guidos.
Bro-orange is a portmanteau of the words "Brown" and "Orange".
Bro-orange is a portmanteau of the words "Brown" and "Orange".
"Hey Pauly! Let's get outta here now, so we can go tan before we go to the pool! I'm trying to get that bro-orange glow!"
by Brewlhp2 July 11, 2012