Definitions by Mucky

bro-polio 

The scenario of the typical bro who ignores leg day constantly. This results in a top heavy, wasted-leg syndrome similar to polio sufferers and a tendency to wear sweatpants to the gym.

A top-heavy physique with bulges in all the right places but supported by puny pink cardboard rolls attached to shoes.

Bro 1: Dude, summer is on why aren't you wearing shorts?

Bro 2: Been hammering the gym dude, but forgot legs. Suffering from Bro-polio big time... look at these things?

Bro 1: Shit dude, do you even lift?

bro-polio by Mucky September 12, 2013