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Wank Therapy

The debut album from clunge for grunge
What an album by wank therapy
by TheBL__ December 25, 2019
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Wank You

by gregben March 13, 2022
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A Work Wank

A work wank is a term used to when an individual masturbates during work/paid hours.
Andy: "Got a little horny so had a work wank, do it on their time and get paid"
by foshoure May 31, 2020
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Spank-Wanked

When you get jerked off by a British and an American girl at the same time.
Dan: Last night was great. I got a spank-wanked by these 2 hotties.

Eric: Nice one bro.
by RaNDOMDUE23442312 March 21, 2017
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Arse Wank

An arse wank is when you stick your fingers in your arse and have a wank. You can either stick your fingers in your arse and wank your cock, or stick your fingers in your arse and move them in and out and wank your arse.
Oh gosh I had such an arse wank last night, my arsehole exploded and it looks like the mariana's trench!
by Poosymonster March 7, 2024
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Gigolo wank

The act of masturbating during working hours or in the workplace, and hence being paid while completing the duty.
The hot intern bent over to pick up some papers earlier. It gave me a massive erection so I had to sneak off for a gigolo wank to correct myself.
by Bruce Foreskin September 7, 2013
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pile of wank

1.A person who is being an idiot is referred to as a 'pile of wank'

2.Someone who is gay

3.Someone who likes to illegal touch children
Person 1: "I'm sorry"

Person 2: "no you're not you pile of wank"
by bluebirdpotatoes May 29, 2018
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