Poop sandwich

When you wake up in the morning, hungover as f*ck, feeling like hell, and not even Chipotle can make it better. You probably had 10 shots, 3 long islands, 2 beer bongs, a Miller Lite you found on the sidewalk, an original Four Loko you've had stashed in your closet since College, a red bull, a tray of motzerella sticks, an entire large pizza that you dropped cheese-side down on your floor with ranch that's been sitting out since last week, and a few of those stray Jell-O shots that are in the drawer in your fridge that everyone always forgets about. You are a deluxe poop sandwich with a side of fries, my friend.

Courtney: "let's get Chipotle"
Emily: "I'm way too much of a poop sandwich to do anything today."

Poop sandwich by DJhousekitty July 1, 2015

Poop Poop 

It is mostly used as a greeting or a goodbye. Poop poop is a noun describing someone in your life. So it takes the place of....buddy, pal, dude, brother, sister, father, mother ...etc.

So instead of "Hey Buddy" You would say "Hey Poop Poop" And it is understood that it is meant with a little splash of love.

Normal way
"See ya later Nikki"

The Poop Poop way
"See ya later Poop Poop"

Poop Poop by J McCallum January 16, 2008

poop stain 

The stains left on a face clothe and/or bathroom floor after a female/devil receives anal and frantically attempts to cover up her poopy mess.

Emily frantically attempted to wipe up the poop on the bathroom floor and her back side but to no avail, just more poop stains.

poop stain by John Monopoly April 13, 2008

poop emoji 

a smiling pile of chocolate soft serve ice cream with no cone melting on the ground in the speech bubbles of your text messages.

You are a poop emoji 💩

poop emoji by gymkid January 10, 2015

Poop Juke 

When you walk into the bathroom to take a poop and someone that you don't want to see you poop is going pee. So instead of going into the stall, you pretend to pee next to them and make small talk until they leave, then you rush in the stall and tend to your poomergency.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: I busted a crazy poop juke on my boss and almost shit my pants in the process.

Guy 1: Well done, Emmitt Smith

Poop Juke by xaulzan September 9, 2009

Poop-du-jour

After a couple of non eventful attempts you finally sit down to take the shit of the day.

"Man," Roscoe said closing the bathroom door,"that was the Poop-Du-Jour!!"

Poop-du-jour by TatuBaron April 22, 2009

Poop tears 

When you tear up while taking a dump. Usually it's a hardy, satisfying poop that makes you have poop tears.

This is such a nice poop I have poop tears

Poop tears by Ogre man June 12, 2016