John Clinton 

The hottest, most sexy boy around. You will never find a better man than the OG John Clinton. There is only one. THE John Clinton. All hail.

I just saw John Clinton and I camed in my pants.

John Clinton by jakemah January 8, 2020

John Emmett

Basketball god but also bad. Not that smart. Mostly tall but cant get rebounds. Underwear lover

john emmett is my guy

John Emmett by girl_who_is_man January 10, 2020

John Anders

The perfect example of a North-Norwegian.

What does the John Anders say?

John Anders: Steike være

John Anders by LoonaTheTimeGoddess January 17, 2020

john's sister 

A female known as being extremely attractive

Damn is that john's sister? She be looking fine...

john's sister by LeekArie February 16, 2020

john read

He is the man. the myth. the legend- he the ultimate father figure and is a god-like human - John will be your dad no matter who you are. he is : John Read

"hey isnt john read a chad? " "yeah i wish he was my dad"

john read by smithy smith May 26, 2020

John-Chan 

An abomination of science. Should have never existed, has no rights.

John-Chan creeps me out...

John-Chan by owofek October 13, 2020

John Devoe 

Touching kids in an un-kind manner, often agressively.

Did you just John Devoe that kid?

Ew! No!

John Devoe by Nicedude44 October 16, 2020