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Man Turkey 

The hairstyle of a man with long hair, who wears a headband, and forces his hair to stick up on the top of his head.
Woah! Check out that douchebag's Man Turkey!
Man Turkey by Skat8rB0y69 May 14, 2015
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A woman who let's men walk all over her no matter how badly he treats her.
Trixie is such a man mat. Her boyfriend cheats on her and she takes him back every time.
man mat by catlady70 March 27, 2016

man-looked 

When a male conducts a half assed attempt at searching for a missing object. Said object is usually in plain sight, and sometimes within a 10ft radius.

To look, but not really see.
Husband: "heyyyyy babe, have you seen my wallet?"
Wife: "did you look in the kitchen?"
Husband: "Yeah, I've searched EVERYWHERE. It's gone!"
Wife:*locates wallet in kitchen in 4.8647 seconds* "here honey, it was in the kitchen right next to the coffee pot. Admit it, you man-looked for this"
man-looked by Haddysmom June 7, 2016

man tassel 

A decorative tassel, much like those on handles of bikes, that hangs from the penis of a man.
"Did you hear about the size of his dong?"
"Yeah, can you imagine a man tassel on that one?!"
man tassel by yikes™ May 28, 2016

Man crust 

Dry dirty cum around your bell end. You can peel it off like your dead Nans dry skin on her clit. Cheesy man crust
Man crust by Man crust July 23, 2016

man candy 

An attractive male. Usually with sexy muscles. And usually TOM from Toonami.
man candy by IDONTMIND August 25, 2016