sternum job 

When a girl with small boobs tries to give a boob job, but the penis ends up rubbing on her sternum in the middle of her chest.

Dude this girl I hooked up with last night totally tried to give me a boob job. But her tits were so small it was more like a sternum job. Felt like she was giving me indian burn on my junk dude.

sternum job by davemos November 26, 2007

eye job

The act of making someone cum by a mere look.

When my bitch found out I´d been cheating on her with her sister, she gave me the best eye job ever.

eye job by EnLaPlaya January 26, 2009

cheek job 

when a girl has a huge ass and you fuck between her cheeks

Tyra had such a fat ass, that Isaac just had to giver her a cheek job.

cheek job by JizzyJake38 December 7, 2010

REM job 

When a girl begins to have sex with you while you are sleeping.

"Hey man, I brought this girl home from the bar and I didnt want to have sex with her so I just went to sleep. Then I woke up with her on top of me."
"You got REM jobbed."

REM job by verbthatnoun February 14, 2014

corn-on-the-cob job

1) to engage in anal sex with another as the performer (not the recipient); or 2) to assault another person anally with an ear of corn.

We got drunk, and I would up giving Marilyn a corn-on-the-cob job.

corn-on-the-cob job by markiel January 18, 2003

sober as a knob job 

The state of being completely free from the influence of alcohol or drugs mysteriously accompanied by a lack of desire to become intoxicated. Someone who is sober as a knob job would have no desire to drink or party and would probably go to bed at 10pm on a Saturday night.

Could also be referred to as "disgustingly sober" or "being a total fairy".

Tom: What the fuck was wrong with you last night? You wouldn't even have a beer.
Dave: I know man, for some reason I was sober as a knob job.

sober as a knob job by Bryan R January 5, 2009

Sand Paper Hand Job

(n) the painfully sexual act performed on a male by a completely sadistic or manly lover most likely a softball player, resulting in emotional scarring, severe burns and skin loss.

That dirty trailer skunk that I picked up at the bowling ally gave me such a sand paper hand job that I bled through my jeans.

Sand Paper Hand Job by Dr. Thunder Dix December 26, 2010