Goat

1. Something that is totally ridiculous, but still awesome.

Did you see that guy try and joust with that windmill? Totally goat!

by ThomasCock April 5, 2015

goat's law

If a man owns goat,
He must provide goat,
to any and all of his friends, of whom are tripping balls and want to play with said fucking goat with in 15mins or be hanged by the neck till dead!!!!

Dude bring the fucking goat, it's goat's law

by King mammal August 31, 2018

Goat

Angel Marquise Andrade is the Only goat on the planet

Look at how goat that guy is.

by Goat Sike January 14, 2020

Goated

When something scares the fuck out of you and you stiffen up and fall over.

Oh shit…that fool saw a chupacabra and straight goated!

by AM© July 3, 2025

Goat Piss

Rocco Czaja

Goat Piss: Rocco Czaja is eggs eggs tension

by HitlarSimp69420 April 26, 2021

GOAT

Greatest Of All Time

Eminem is the GOAT

by Onlyrealvibes1 October 31, 2018

Trey D. Goat

He’s the best account on Twitter and the realest niggas you’ll ever know. He is the best Yoruichi supremacist and has superior taste in all media, overall he is THE goat.

Trey D. Goat is the goat

by Trey D. Goat November 26, 2023