Trimming Goat Hooves

A messy, frustrating task that somehow escalates into a complete disaster, often involving too many hands, questionable decisions, and way too much sweat. Usually ends with everyone feeling dirtier than when they started and wondering why they even agreed to do it.

What was supposed to be a quick fix turned into trimming goat hooves—hot, sweaty, and a whole lot messier than I bargained for.

by UnfoldedSpearmint December 2, 2024

goated

it means u r cool

Pls like :)

Jeremy: yo wazap u r goated

Jeremy jr: tnks bwo I wove u

by anonymous December 17, 2024

goat aura

Being so cool to the point that your aura is as powerful as a goat.

"Damn she's got goat aura fr."

by 1l0vekfc December 18, 2024

goat.

siuuu!..

hello, my name is cristiano ronaldo, the goat.

by starscream123 January 4, 2025

pouring honey on a goat

Generally used as a term to glaze Lebron James and/or your "goat"

"I'm pouring honey on a goat."

"I liked him more on the heat"

by Vilger January 4, 2025

The goat of X

A user of the site X formerly known of twitter who exceeds the standers

"Wow deewaers your the goat of X!"

by Weatherladydw January 6, 2025

The goat of X

A user of the site X (formerly known as twitter) who could be named the greatest on the site.

"have you seen @deesucksass? they're the goat of X!"

by traxe January 7, 2025