brown hopper

Take a shit and put it in the freezer 6-12 hours before feces is probable. Remove feces from freezer. Have your person of choice (female in this writers mind) bend over naked spreading their butt cheeks. Promptly lubricate the other persons brown eye, align the feces for entry and shove until completely disappeared into the persons rear. Allow the feces to thaw, than lead your partner to the toilet, while they are evacuating your feces have them preform fellatio on you. If freezing is a non option for your partner the use of a piping bag is acceptable.

When my girlfriend said she wanted to experience a brown hopper, I thought it was gross at first but after words we both decided she needed pooindahole every night.

brown hopper by pooindahole May 19, 2011

brown curling 

when some body is in desperate need of a shit and keeps farting.

I was in such desperate need of a shit i kept brown curling the smell was emense!

brown curling by mike January 5, 2004

brown nose filter 

An imaginary plug-in for the Mozilla Firefox browser that allows bloggers to delete excessively sycophantic commenting.

Hey, Petite, I see you haven't yet installed the new brown nose filter for these comments.

brown nose filter by Ria Bacon September 7, 2005

Brown Patrick 

Another term for asshole,butthole,chocolate starfish,rusty sheriff's badge. Created in reference and homage to "Patrick Star" the starfish from Spongebob Squarepants.

I never thought I'd get my Brown Patrick clean after that shit!

What a fucking Brown Patrick he is!

Brown Patrick by Blacksheepsergeant - JG April 20, 2008

Brown-Hovelt 

Heros of Great Britain and Ireland

"Martin Johnson is such a Brown-Hovelt"
"so was Michael Vaughn in 2005 but now he is more of a Naughten"

Brown-Hovelt by RtotheBtotheH August 19, 2008

brown perfume 

an exotic oil-filled aroma created by boiling spoiled food inside your brown boiler room. It is then captured and stored in hand crafted crystal spritzer bottles made in Italy. Very expensive!

In order to get revenge on Lisa, Ronald spread his b-hole, and sprayed her face with brown perfume while she was asleep...Sadly, Lisa never awoke

Wendy likes to blot her wrists with brown perfume before going on a big date or going to an important business meeting

Luke couldn't stop coughing when he smelled the puddle of brown perfume that leaks out onto Grandma's old recliner when she watches I Love Lucey

brown perfume by sadie85 October 17, 2008

brown goat 

when a girl is wearing pig tails and you grab her hair like goat horns, and ride her like you are riding a goat... and rub your ass on her...

I gave that chick a brown goat last night

brown goat by ottiecow April 11, 2010