waffle

a lovely person who is wholesome but will give pawjobs with syrup on them

and a dude who is gay asf and loves master shadowclaw <3

"waffle give me a pawjob you bitch"
"yes master"

by waffle :3 December 27, 2024

waffle cram

when someone inserts/crams a waffle{a shit} down someone elses throat without consent

that bitch was knocked out cold so i waffle cramed the shit out that hoe

by Hyperfuse November 15, 2016

waffle

when u say the word waffle these days, it means that ur not lying or chatting shit. it could be said to ur friend when u think ur friend is chatting shit.

friend: u know donald trump is my aunties second cousin
me: shut up man ur waffling, why do u waffle so much?

by ur mums a prick October 13, 2019

Pancake-waffling

Pancake-waffling: the act of taking what someone said and attributing something entirely disconnected to it.

Pancake-waffled: having been the recipient of someone's pancake-waffling.
It is most often used in internet comments. The phrase comes from a famous tweet where a user described the issue by way of example: "Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?' No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."

"Just ignore him, we all heard what you said. He's just pancake-waffling."
"Wow. You just got pancake-waffled in real time."

by Nakefame March 27, 2025

Blue Waffle

A derogatory name for a homewrecking blue haired woman from Ipswich.

Do you know Blue Waffle? Oh that whore from Ipswich.

by Candiiiiiiiiiii October 6, 2023

Stomach Waffle

An artisan cum drop on the stomach

‘That was a huge stomach waffle’

by AshaMagnifico August 29, 2021

Waffle

A creature who is dumb but has a void inside of it. Older than time itself. Troll

The Waffle was older than the world.

by pato_ April 19, 2022