Hot Pocket

Prison term: two pieces of white bread with mayonnaise smothered in between. The mayo sandwhich is then placed in the microwave to heat it up so it resembles a woman's vagina. It is then fucked.
When I got done with my hot pocket I gave it to mikey. He likes it! Hey Mikey!
by berserker256 May 18, 2003
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Hot Santa

When your baby sits on your lap and craps in his/her diaper
I was sitting on the couch watching 'A Christmas story' when I felt a warm sensation on my lap.

The devilish look in her eye and the sudden odor in the atmosphere made me realize that she had given me a Hot Santa for Christmas.
by The Dome December 26, 2004
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hot g

Hot gossip, the latest and most valuable information on all your friends.
Ali: Hey whats the hot g this week?
Cat: I heard michelle is doing coke, and going to rehab.
by Alii Lansing July 08, 2006
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Hot Tony

A closet homosexual who wants to take out his agression on female poop chutes, while still proclaiming his heterosexuality
Confused girl: My boyfriend keeps talking about having rough anal sex with me, but I think he's actually kind of into his roommate, Ed.

Friend: He's such a Hot Tony
by Trixie Buttercup January 03, 2008
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rolling hot

1. To enter into any social situation with a heightened level of confidence.

2. To engage in any pre-function activity providing positive reinforcement, with the intent of inflating one's self-esteem for a subsequent event, function or social situation.
I'm feeling good son. Just hit the casino for 13 bills...I'mma be rolling hot up in the club tonight!
by SanjihaTheGreat July 04, 2010
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Hot Tubing

To pleasure oneself with a dildo after putting it in the microwave for 5 seconds.
guy 1: Do you think those girls were DTF?
guy 2: No way man, all they wanted to do was go back to their apartment for some serious hot tubing
by BAJones72 April 17, 2011
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hot coffee

a term currently being used to describe content within video games that contains extremely suggestive material of a sexual or sensual nature. Derived from GTA: San Andreas, due to scenes found (though unplayable) that involved female characters using coffee as a sexual inuendo.
The Attorney General is now saying that The Sims 2 is as bad as hot coffee
by the avenged July 26, 2005
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