Hot Pocket

Prison term: two pieces of white bread with mayonnaise smothered in between. The mayo sandwhich is then placed in the microwave to heat it up so it resembles a woman's vagina. It is then fucked.

When I got done with my hot pocket I gave it to mikey. He likes it! Hey Mikey!

by berserker256 May 18, 2003

Porn Hot

A woman who has had several cosmetic surgeries (eg. nose job, lip injections, extremely large breasts) making her look ridiculous by normal standards but attractive by porn standards. Often resulting in celebrity status in the porn community.

Guy 1: "Did you see that stripper's tits and lip injections?"
Guy 2: "Yeah she looked ridiculous but she's definitely Porn Hot."

Jenna Jameson
(after her recent plastic surgery)

by raoul_duke12 March 16, 2010

hot burgle

When someone reaches inside your ass and literally steals your shit. The Hot Burgle typically coincides with sexual acts, but can also be achieved while the victim is sleeping or passed out.

Eric knew Kathy would steal his heart but he had no idea what he was in for until she hot burgled him.

by meatlocker January 16, 2011

Hot Tubing

To pleasure oneself with a dildo after putting it in the microwave for 5 seconds.

guy 1: Do you think those girls were DTF?
guy 2: No way man, all they wanted to do was go back to their apartment for some serious hot tubing

by BAJones72 June 12, 2011

rolling hot

1. To enter into any social situation with a heightened level of confidence.

2. To engage in any pre-function activity providing positive reinforcement, with the intent of inflating one's self-esteem for a subsequent event, function or social situation.

I'm feeling good son. Just hit the casino for 13 bills...I'mma be rolling hot up in the club tonight!

by SanjihaTheGreat July 7, 2010

hot g

Hot gossip, the latest and most valuable information on all your friends.

Ali: Hey whats the hot g this week?
Cat: I heard michelle is doing coke, and going to rehab.

by Alii Lansing July 8, 2006

hot coffee

a term currently being used to describe content within video games that contains extremely suggestive material of a sexual or sensual nature. Derived from GTA: San Andreas, due to scenes found (though unplayable) that involved female characters using coffee as a sexual inuendo.

The Attorney General is now saying that The Sims 2 is as bad as hot coffee

by the avenged August 23, 2005