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Housecookie 

Someone who prefers to remain at home more often, than not. It is not meant to be derogatory, but rather a pleasant (sweet) descriptive of someone who enjoys their time inside, working on the home, or working remotely.
“I like working on projects at home-I’m really a Housecookie type!” Or, “I work outside the home, but my husband is a Housecookie and prefers to work remotely.”
Housecookie by LauraOoOoOo March 14, 2021
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Househole 

A person who’s just bought their 1st property and brags about it continuously.

Sufferers also generally struggle to have thoughts or conversations that don’t involve the recently acquired real estate.
OMG, Marije won’t shut up about her new apartment in Manly. Now that bitch wants me to go to ikea this weekend too, what a Househole!!!!
Househole by Jayspray March 18, 2021

houseling 

A slightly smaller configuration of what one may assort to be known as a house. Not to be associated with K-Rauta CO.

(see disambiguation, age 934: commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Brother_Gabe%27s_House.png)
A houseling attachment is available!

Thanks!
houseling by Trioxide24 November 10, 2021

House Strats 

When you juke them deer with an ankle breaker
"yo, did you get caught by the police?"
"nah, I pulled some House Strats on they ass"

House of plenty 

Multiple families that live in the same house &/or apartments.
Don’t mess with her she house of plenty.
Yea I heard 30 of them stay in a two bedroom they definitely house of plenty.

House goblin 

An individual living inside another persons home without their consent or knowledge. This individual could be in the walls or in the attic for example.
"Did you hear? Richie had a house goblin living in his attic."
House goblin by yeetwehat July 16, 2022

househole 

in the gay community, a househole is a bottom who fulfills a domestic role like a housewife. cooking, cleaning, etc and being a hole for their top.
Who’s that?
That’s his househole, he’s sweeping the floor.
househole by Joe's vaginal mesh August 17, 2022