Head shart

When your significant other eats your poo then gives you head

Toms girlfriend gave me a “head shart” last night

by Mikey furlong July 7, 2021

Calamari Head

The feeling of the morning after the night before's in-toxications, after little or no sleep, in the company of your girl/boyfriends you begin to feel silly - laughing at everything, everyone and anything.

After laughing so hard and feeling exhausted you begin to feel all jelly like.

All loose and silly like a squid!

Calamari Head originates from Spain and was initially demonstrated as a dance imitating a squid.

by NAYA HENEBE July 9, 2011

head boobs

The big squishiness on a snek head

Person 1: Omg! Your snek’s head boobs are so squishy!
Person 2: I know right!
Snek: You hecks, stahp it! Hiisss! Much anger! No touch! *becomes a ball* *does a good hide* *inadvertently becomes even cuter*
Person 1 & 2: *inhuman screeching*

by HorizonTheSandWing/RainWing January 16, 2019

Severed head

A hopefully rare incident that occurs after an all day binge drinking affair in which you’re receiving a blow job (hopefully not whiskey dicking it) but the alcohol is just too much and you must grab her by her hair, pull upward, and throw up off the side of a bed.

Hey bro, I got so drunk the other day that I brought the waitress home and got a blow job. Stomach started churning and I grabbed that bitches hair and her head dangled like a severed head while I threw up off the side of the bed. It was a great night.

by Daddyspill August 26, 2019

Head Puntee

Someone who's head needed to be and was kicked into a brick wall or another firm, stationary substance.

People who complain to Urban Dictionary about words needing to be removed because they are not slang or they include a name need to be head puntees. Don't shit yourself over it.

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda June 11, 2006

Head Smack

Slapping your (usually) left hand to your forehead as you lower your head to make quick contact with each other. Often done in response to someone doing or saying something stupid.

-A similar response to "Here's your sign........"

Person 1: "So no shit, there I was in the middle of the street, and some guy nearly ran me over!"

Person 2: *head smack*

by RocCityGoddess May 13, 2010

Head Beard

The hairstyle which occurs two weeks after shaving your head.

Yeah dude, you have a real head beard going on there!

by Francii22 December 5, 2010