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Fake-hawk 

A fake-hawk is the new hairstyle that has been adopted by whining, crying, emo-metal bands.
It incorporates a normal, short to medium length haircut that is shaped, ultimately through products such as gel or spray, into a simulated mo-hawk. The hair molded up toward the center line of the head from the
back of the neck to the forehead, but unlike a true mo-hawk, the hair on the sides of the head remain. Also called a poser-hawk.
"Hey, look at Jimmy with his goofy ass fake-hawk."
Fake-hawk by RockNRollBen June 23, 2008

Fake Latino 

Somebody like Gabriel Garcia Suarez who lives in Paris and speaks English with an American accent.
Oh that Gabriel is such a fake Latino !1!
Fake Latino by Gee1309 August 14, 2018

Fake wiener 

The forbidden sign used to signify a mating call to all memers
Use the approved poses if you wanna be a memer. Peace signs, bunny ears, fake wiener
Fake wiener by Dr. Juerdo Titsgo January 17, 2019

Jaffa-fake 

A term used to describe footballers wives, or alike, who wear fake suntans that leave the skin with an orange complexion.
The woman's a total jaffa-fake.
Jaffa-fake by GazzerB August 25, 2008

Break and fake 

When a woman breaks a man off before she gets off. She ends up faking her orgasm.
"How was last night with you and your man?"
"Shiiiit, boy was too quick. You know I just did that break and fake."
"Ohhhh damn, waste of time!"
Break and fake by Alyssa B January 1, 2008

Fake woke 

Fake woke is when a person, group of people or any form of media or entertainment uses real truths and facts to gain trust and a following only to mislead these people into believing things that are not true.

The best example of this is Alex Jones. He uses real information to gain support while also using fake information to discredit himself and anybody labelled a conspiracy theorist like him. He claims to support the president but then flips on him during crucial times (when trump launched the missile at syria)

Kanye West is another good example. Claimed to be maga for all that time and then took his hat off and said nevermind, i never really believed in that stuff. He was fake woke from the beginning.
Look at all these fake woke celebs attacking Trump. They know he is going to drain the swamp and they are fighting for their lives.
Fake woke by TheChampionAmon April 25, 2019