Massage in a Brothel

Unofficial theme song of the police vice squad. It is a play on the title of the 1970s hit song, "Message in a Bottle", ironically made famous by the British pop group, The Police. "Massage in a Brothel" is intended to highlight the preference for some corrupt police to receive payment in the form of sexual services rather than money when soliciting bribes from prostitutes.

Detective Brown won't take money from prostitutes. He prefers a "massage in a brothel".

Massage in a Brothel by austbeacon May 4, 2013

cannae be bothered 

Scottish means of saying "I can't be bothered". Commonly said when something goes wrong or when you just can't face doing something, or just as a standalone phrase. Bothered is pronounced " bo urt".

Mark: Can you clean the toilet for me

Brian:A Cannae be bothered!

Or

Nick: *car breaks down* a cannae be bothered.

cannae be bothered by Plastic_Duck January 29, 2016

brather 

(brah-thur) He's your brother AND your father.

Ex: A man and a woman have a son. Once he is old enough to fire live ammunition, he sleeps with mom, impregnating her. She gives birth to a child who has a mother and a brather.

Son: Hey want to go light firecrackers?
Brather: Normally I would, except I grounded you for stealing my cigarettes, remember?

brather by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

Android Brotherhood (ABH)

The brotherhood of all android users
*rubs forehead twice*
iPhones suck

Anyone... with an android phone is in the Android Brotherhood (ABH). Originated in Funny Jokes.

Android Brotherhood (ABH) by Anslee(: September 25, 2011

don't bother calling 

The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.

Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that

Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?

Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*

The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo

Gronk: Don't bother calling.....

(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)

don't bother calling by paddymac August 25, 2009

Jonas Brothers 

A band of 3 gay asses names Nick, Kevin and Joe Jonas. Mostly girls aged 5-17 WORSHIP (I mean it) these assholes. Most of these girls have over-protective parents who wont let them listen to anything else but Disney music. Half of those parents are Soccer-moms. If you post mean things to the lovers, they will reply " You just hate them because ur jealous"

OMJ!!! I goT TIcKetS To GO See THE JoNAs BroThERs I LoVE YOu NiCk <3

Jonas Brothers by Anti jonas March 14, 2010

brothers of the fudge

faggots indulging in anal sex

a group of faggots, are all brothers of the fudge

brothers of the fudge by hawkmaster November 25, 2007