Dick coma 

When the sex is so good, the woman lays motionless for a long period of time to recuperate. This is often followed by snacks and pillow talk.

Jessica, last night Jim and I had such good sex I was in a dick coma for 24 minutes!

Dick coma by Jaredmilled August 15, 2016

DICK WASHER 

WHEN YOU GIVE HEAD TO A PERSON YOUR MOUTH BECOMES A DICK WASHER

CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR DICK WASHER CLOSED

DICK WASHER by SWEET&TEMPTING October 5, 2016

dick tag 

A game where you color your dick with glow in the dark paint,turn off the lights,lock the door,get really high, and play tag.

Rules: 1.No penetration

2.Only play with close friends

Kevin: Jack and I just played some dick tag it was lit.
Brad: Badass, Can i play next time?
Kevin:Sure dude.

dick tag by Ninjafames December 12, 2016

Dick cleanse 

The act of peeing after masturbating to clean out any cum still left over in your dick.

most of my pee missed the toilet last night because I tried a dick cleanse with an erection.

Dick cleanse by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Dick Vader 

After a black guy finishes having anal sex with a white girl he pulls out his dick and waves it around while saying "welcome to the dark side".

Tyrone did a Dick Vader on betsy-sue while her parents were sleeping in the other room.

Dick Vader by Tri-Dick February 7, 2017

Dick suckery

A term used for being in a shitty situation that never ends.

My relationships are and endless cycle of dick suckery

Dick suckery by Jay and dog February 14, 2017

dick tied 

The condition in which an uncircumcised penis is constricted by the frenulum, a piece of skin similar to the piece of skin under the tongue, which can cause pain during sex, inability to orgasm, and a curve in the penis.

He is so dick tied, he can't come. (Should be spoken with a lisp to indicate the reference to tongue tied)

dick tied by Ellery Armstrong April 5, 2017