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excuse my french 

Something soccer moms often say before, after, or in between swearing, as if to convince someone that they are speaking to that they have picked up a foreign language, and are not just using words like fuck, shit, ass, bitch, or possibly Barbara Steisand.
Excuse my french, but little jason is just the most retarded fucking little bastard on the block. Too bad his fucking whore of a mother didn't use a condom.
excuse my french by Al October 14, 2003

pardon my French 

An apology for using profanity (and casual national insult).
Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck. Pardon my French.
pardon my French by george December 1, 2003

hooded french 

A sexual act which is done to a man during oral sex. The person giving oral sex puts his or her tongue on the end of the glans, then pulls the foreskin over his or her tongue, followed by rhythmic rotation of the tongue, giving the receiver intense pleasure.
"Sally, I tried that hooded french technique, it drive drove Hal off the wall!"
hooded french by BryanJ August 20, 2003

excuse my french 

1. To pardon one's self of foul language.
2. To pardon one's self of going against the grain of social establishment, political correctness, fundamental beliefs, or popular culture.
Pardon my french, but I dont really like shopping at the Gap.
excuse my french by Reverend Chaos September 5, 2003

The French Experience 

The act of taking a dick in the ass on a nude beach in Nice, France.
When I was in Nice, I enjoyed The French Experience.
The French Experience by meh2354 October 2, 2010

au revoir (French) 

Goodbye(until we meet again)
au revoir (French) mother / dad etc.
au revoir (French) by Tris Eaton September 16, 2014