Someone who has free text messaging services on their mobile phone and cannot stop texting everyone on their contact list with the same unoriginal message.
by Dooshbag December 16, 2007
Get the coushe mug.a person of the opposite sex mainly used for sexual activities. relations don't typically include much more interaction than weekend/late night phone calls and rendezvous.
mike: "hey dude what are you doing tonight?"
brian: "i'm getting blacked out then hitting up my crush piece for some action."
brian: "i'm getting blacked out then hitting up my crush piece for some action."
by san_d May 22, 2009
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by Baby Roth January 12, 2010
Get the Crusteared mug.A crushtache is an individual you have a crush on simply because of their mustache. You may actually like the person as well, but most often you don't even know them, they just have a really good mustache.
1. "I saw this guy riding a vintage schwinn with a great mustache. Total crushtache."
2. "Well I had a total crushtache but he turned out to be a jerk."
2. "Well I had a total crushtache but he turned out to be a jerk."
by babbybarista May 1, 2010
Get the crushtache mug.A crushtachtomer is a customer whom you have a crush on simply because of their mustache. A cross between the crushtomer and the crustache, a crushtachtomer is a real gem.
"Oh jeez, I just helped the cutest guy, he is my crushtachtomer."
"There's been a lot of crushtachtomers lately, I guess mustaches are in this season."
"There's been a lot of crushtachtomers lately, I guess mustaches are in this season."
by babbybarista May 1, 2010
Get the crushtachtomer mug.When your at your desk and have to fart, you fart into the cushen of your chair while your lower mid section is tucked nicely and firmly up against your desk creating a cushen clincher
by plasma membrane July 14, 2010
Get the Cushen Clincher mug.A person who lacks the ability to function normally in society. This lifestyle is caused by either a) Being constantly intoxicated, or b) being a total fuck-up. This behaviour generally prevents any legitimate contributions to society, and is looked down upon by normal individuals. Often leads to excessive idiocy while intoxicated, and prevents them from partying normally with others.
A state of being totally unchill, all the time.
A state of being totally unchill, all the time.
If you flunked out of college, burnt down your parents house or lost a limb while wasted, you might be a crushbag
by Shitcaptainandtenille November 30, 2010
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