Zombieowl

A zombieowl is someone who doesn't sleep enough so they're pretty much zombies, they're truely nocturnal but are forced to partake in everyday activities such as school so are forced to wake up.

Girl: Ugh, I'm such a zombieowl these days.

by ZombiePlayer September 4, 2009

zombie goggles

Chill your balls in ice water, coat in petroleum jellie, and rest on a woman's eyes while masturbating.

I gave that bitch some zombie goggles last night.

by mad bagger December 30, 2014

twitter zombie

Person of notoriety declared dead on Twitter who is, in actuallity, quite alive.

Bill Cosby is the OG of twitter zombies.

by IronyNOW August 3, 2010

rob zombie

An awsome rocker who puts out killer tracks like "Hands of Death", " More Human than Human", "Living Dead Girl", and "Dragula".

Rob Zombie kicks ass!

by lunar shadows August 21, 2004

Rules of Zombieland

A long list of rules to survive a zombie apocalypse made by one of the main characters in Zombieland who goes by Columbus. When/If a zombie apocalypse happens find and learn some of these rules.

First 4 rules of zombieland

Rule#1: Cardio (Don't be fat)
Rule#2: Beware of Bathrooms (Don't get caught with your pants down)
Rule#3: Seatbelts (Buckle up)
Rule#4: Double Tap (One more shot to finish them just in case)

and many more

by Ginsu48 October 4, 2009

hanukkah zombie

A jewish zombie who delivers gifts during hanukkah. The jewish equivalent of Santa, only a lot less cool. He carries around a large explosive dreidel and drives a ti-fighter. Overall he's a pretty nice guy, but if you make him angry, he and kwanzabot will totally kick your ass. Not a big fan of Mel Gibson films.

The hanukkah zombie totally didn't deliver on the goods this hanukkah. I think his Ti-Fighter broke down.

-So kids, thats how you tell the difference between a police officer and a prostitute.

by Randy Quaid April 8, 2008

Beer Zombie

Someone who is drunk 24/7. So drunk they are believed to have passed away, while their body is still alive and is now running on nothing but alcohol. This type of Zombie is usually vary neutral, and won't try to eat you. Although it is a fun idea to invite him over to your house to play video games with one, it is not suggested, because they will piss on everything you own.

Man: Hey dude, you see A.J. anywhere?
Dude: No- wait, HES BEHIND YOU!!!
Beer Zombie: ahaghjshjj *falls over*

by Splek January 1, 2009