Zion Moment

When a person shows Lack of knowledge and understanding to what’s given to them.

Person 1: Bro I lost my Airpods all the way in Concord High school *shows map of where it is*

Person 2: Are your Airpods in your bag?

Person 1: Bro your stupid please don’t tell me you pulled a Zion moment

by Zion Moment January 19, 2022

Jack-of-zion

Noun, cannot be used as an adjective.
A livly person who sometimes falls asleep in class. His Teachers make him do stuff for them, and he secretly attacks his brother. He once shot himself with a BB gun, and is scared for life.

"stop making fun of me!"-Jack-of-Zion himself

by Bob George January 12, 2005

Ziontologist

A “Ziontologist” is the Jewish equivalent of a Scientologist and characterizes those individuals who use their phony religious status to manufacture news and distort facts by manipulating language through the practice of Jewry and Kabbalah. “Ziontology” embodies everything that is bad about Judaism.

Sarah Silverman isn't a religious Jew; she's an arrogant Ziontologist who uses her Jewish status and network to troll non-jews for her own sick amusement, where do you think she gets all her comedic material?

by starlessgolightly March 21, 2019

Zion Lacroix

A Turkish electronic musical artist and director, best known for his repetitive lo-fi music and short films.

I wanna keep hitting her booty like Zion Lacroix hits that drum kick; deep and strong.

by yeah suck my bird baby October 22, 2019

zirqn

a derogatory term used against furries.

Kid 1: DUDE that person's a ZIRQN
Kid 2: HAHA FURRY

by UrbanBlok October 21, 2020

below-zeronaire

Below-zeronaire is even worse than a zeronaire. All a below-zeronaire's got is debts. Often an ex-millionaire.

You remember Bill Gates? Yeah, he used to be a squillionaire, and look at him now! He ended up as a below-zeronaire!

by Roland the Jazz-ass September 28, 2006

Cubicle Zirconia

Cu.bic.le zir.co.ni.a (noun)

1. a cubical that is actually thought to be an office

2. a cubicle that is considered to exist above and apart from the rest of the known office

• Mike: Someone should tell that jackass that his cubical is not an office
• Ed: It won’t do any good. He is in his own little cubicle Zirconia

by Cubical Zirconia January 19, 2010