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yoink

When you are are a big strong human picking up dangerous creatures with your bare hands while wandering around some place with dangerous creatures, you say "yoink" while doing so to reduce resistance, and assert your dominance as the top of the food pyramid.
Ooohhh what do we have here? *yoink*, this is a beautiful native salt marsh snake! Still looking for that 20-foot burmese python though.
by Zyansheep March 21, 2025
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Yoink

The word "yoink" refers to a person or thing quickly committing a negative act upon another person or thing, doing something against the rules or something they are not supposed to do, and it can also mean a person or thing stealing an item.
Ex: Harry wanted the last piece of pizza.

Harold yoinked it straight from the box, then ran away and ate it.

Harry just got yoinked.
by geoisbettr July 31, 2018
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yoink

yoink is a word used by special people and gals and men and other genders. if someone says the word yoink, it usually means they are excited. yoink is the best word.
omg YOINK i am so excited!
ahahahaha yoink!
by benjiboiiiii May 27, 2019
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Yoink

The active explosion of the bladder from drinking too much liquid.
There was a terrible tragedy, Steve got yoinked today.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.

The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.
by Temiz October 9, 2023
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International law of yoink

As defined by international law when one yellith "Yoink" one now owns the object
by Gravrok February 23, 2021
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Yoinked

Dude last night i was so yoinked
by OGsavshea December 20, 2017
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yoinked a grandma

The action of bitting down on an unpopped popcorn kernel.
by taylorsversion13 November 9, 2022
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