Wilbur

A poser or a kook; someone who thinks they know it all, but really is clueless; a person who pretends to be something they are not; someone who adheres to the 'fake it 'till ya make it' mentality, but then never makes it; someone who carries a surfboard to pick up chicks at the beach, but can't actually surf; someone who tries to benefit from prestige or status associated with a stereotype without actually contributing to that stereotype; usually a lurp or lackey who thinks money and a stolen image can replace actual experience.

Wilbur: "Hey bebeh, I totally worked that tube like Kelly Slater. Did you see that cut I pulled on my boogie board, Duder?"

Chick: "Nuh-uh. But I really like your O'Neil wetsuit and your RonJon rash guard. And those three fins on your board are cute. You must 'boogie board' all the time. Do you use sex wax or wax-boy wax?"

Wilbur: "Uh... wax boy? Hey, you're kind of pretty - can I get your phone number?"

Real Surfer: "You aren't even wet yet. Get away from my Betty, freakin' butt-crumb Wilbur."

by PhattyD September 16, 2013

WilburSexual

WilburSexual is when you are a lesbian but still attracted to Wilbur Soot

P1: i thought you were gay? So why is there love hearts around this picture of wilbur

P2: nah mate, im WilburSexual

by Very interesting intellectual January 6, 2021

Wilbanks

To under cut the market value

Wilbanks is selling his ballpythons dirt cheap.

by Dudeguysnakebro September 24, 2017

Wilburist

prejudiced against or antagonistic towards Wilbur.

“I’m a proud Wilburist“

by Immeanttobedoingmyenglishwork February 16, 2021

Wilbur

It was a runt pig when it was a baby. The runt is in the story: Charlotte's Web

Wilbur was a runt pig but fern who was a human saved him.

by Shubham Ghuge March 25, 2021

wilburlvrr

wilburlvrr, another meaning for master/alpha

i’m sorry wilburlvrr i won’t disobey you again.

by nevlovesy0u April 4, 2021

wilburlvrr

the hottest most epic person ever

wilburlvrr is so hot ok bye

by jasonderulo666 April 7, 2021