wtf

short way of saying "want to fuck"
can cause people to get confused.

Guy: Can you stop yelling at me already? Now that you've stopped, wtf?
Woman: ???

by desentrix October 26, 2005

WTF

what the fantastic

"A playstation 3??? WTF!"

by eneka August 25, 2009

WTF

Welcome to Facebook... haha

Kid's status: WTF!!!!!!!!
Father asks: What does that mean?
Kid: Uhhh.... Welcome to Facebook

by barneythedinosaurrawrandstuff August 01, 2011

WTF

what the fish

omg what the fish, what the fish mann, WTF

by jungle poo April 28, 2012

wtf

the fourth fifth and sixth days of the week.

Billy: What days are you going on your killing rampage Johnny?

Johnny: WTF

Billy: So i should probably leave town on Tuesday?

Johnny: *shifty eyes* No, leave Thursday...

by Res0lu7ion July 06, 2009

WTF

Welcome to facebook.

*Dad joins facebook*
Son's status: WTF!
Dad: whats WTF?
Son: Welcome to facebook.

by just-in bieber October 30, 2010

WTF

What The Flood
Exclamation used to emphasize something as unbelievable or weird as Noah's Flood.

WTF (what the flood) are you doing

by thefloodman January 16, 2010