wtf

short way of saying "want to fuck"
can cause people to get confused.

Guy: Can you stop yelling at me already? Now that you've stopped, wtf?
Woman: ???

by desentrix December 28, 2005

WTF

what the fantastic

"A playstation 3??? WTF!"

by eneka August 25, 2009

wtf

the fourth fifth and sixth days of the week.

Billy: What days are you going on your killing rampage Johnny?

Johnny: WTF

Billy: So i should probably leave town on Tuesday?

Johnny: *shifty eyes* No, leave Thursday...

by Res0lu7ion July 6, 2009

WTF

Welcome to facebook.

*Dad joins facebook*
Son's status: WTF!
Dad: whats WTF?
Son: Welcome to facebook.

by just-in bieber October 30, 2010

WTF

what the fish

omg what the fish, what the fish mann, WTF

by jungle poo October 5, 2012

WTF

Wednesday - W
Thursday - T
Friday - F

You can say Wednesday, Thursday, Friday when you cant openly swear!

wtf

by Vick0101 February 20, 2011

WTF

Welcome to Facebook... haha

Kid's status: WTF!!!!!!!!
Father asks: What does that mean?
Kid: Uhhh.... Welcome to Facebook

by barneythedinosaurrawrandstuff August 1, 2011