Molli-whomped

Sneaking up behind someone and kicking them in the shin or pushing them down in a violent matter. Sneak Attack!

Did you see that dumbass get molli-whomped?

by JoshMFSobleTM February 4, 2010

whomple stomp

To be severely beat down. Similar to waffle stomp, but more painful and less embarassing.

"Man, Dan just whomple stomped you with that folding chair!"

by nornware August 24, 2006

whompus cat

a big nasty hairy stretched cooter

jethro: hey leroy your mom has a whompus cat.

leroy: how do u jethro?

jethro: cause i was in it last night!

by jethro and leroy March 2, 2009

deli whompus

When a girl takes a piece of lunch meat and puts it in her pussy and fingers herself with it then makes a samich with that same piece of meat.

Hannah and Journie sat down and enjoyed a nice Deli Whompus together after climaxing with the chipped turkey

by Billy Badass & Super Duper July 30, 2011

Pocket Full of Whoopass

The act of being Midnight Missioned.

"You've been hit by a pocket full of whoopass."

by Unfortunate Russian March 10, 2009

whomp

A word used by Twister's brother from Rocket Power which supposedly meant to beat up... I think we're all a little smarter than that.

HEY TWISTER, YOU'RE OVERDUE FOR YOUR NEXT WHOMPING

Proceeds to bring Twister home and rape him with a merciless and inhuman passion.

by emergay May 19, 2010

whompus

its a substitution for any word you dont want to say, like when there's a teacher around and you dont want to get in trouble. it can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, etc.

"haha you have a small whompus!" , "I'll whack off your whompus if you don't shut up!"

by cat~cat November 23, 2009