Webster's Dictionary

Basically the lame step-cousin of The Urban Dictionary

Man: did you see bro In webster's Dictionary

Girl: what the fuck you still use webster's? You need to upgrade to Urban

by Pietro Django Miximoff March 25, 2017

Weebs

Weebs are a bunch of normal definitely not devolved anime fans who believe that anime is the source of human existence. They are usually American, as the Japanese are just normal people. Weebs have a strange habit of dressing up as 14 year old school girls with oversized boobs and collosal eyes. They like to go with thousands of members of their species to cons, where they spend their life savings on a super saiyan 10 Goku figure or some hentai videos (usually both). They are intent on learning Japanese, especially the words and phrases; KOMICHIWA ONEE CHAN!, NANI?!, KAWAII! and basically nothing else. They are usually being arrested for attacking 'normies', people who don't believe their shitty ide- I mean fair thoughts. They normally live with their parents, waiting for their beloved waifu to finally become real, however they do not realize that anime doesn't exist and they are wasting their lives. Thank you for reading and remember, if you see a weeb, run a way to the depths of Canada where you will be safe.

a bunch of weebs: lol hey I just bought some hentai from crunchyroll con isn't that cool *sniffle*
me: get out my sight you uncultured RWBY fanboy

by Bloxis August 30, 2019

Weebster

The melding of a hipster and a weeb.

Oh look! He likes to collect vinyl, has a mustache, and is reading Sailor Moon. What a weebster.

by Nope1111 September 30, 2016

webslinging

male, meaning to masturbate and ejeculate

What are you doing in their little Jimmy?
Webslinging Mum, go away/

by William Mith April 1, 2005

webshots

A webshot is defined as what you may do to celebrate (i.e. drink some form of alcohol) an occasion with someone while partaking in some form of communication over the internet (webcam, voicechat, IM).

Typically used between friends who can't be at the same place at the same time during an event of interest, but wish to still drink to said occasion.

Note: May also be abused as an excuse to drink alone.

screenname1:Happy birthday man! Cheers! *takes shot*
screenname2:Thanks man, cheers! *takes shot as well*

Person: What are you doing? You really shouldn't be drinking alone
Alcoholic Friend: Don't worry man, I'm... I'm taking webshots with a f-friend of mine
Person: Riiiight.

by David May 23, 2008

websexual

A person who spends so much time on the internet that they do not need, or have forgotten how to have sex with anyone and in extreme cases can totally forget all others

Young girl: Mom, sam wont sleep with me anymore.

Mother: well sarah im afraid he is now a websexual. Get a virus and upload it to his hard drive. And you can smash his computer too

by Prophet Mech June 24, 2005

Webster, NY

A relatively large suburb of Rochester NY. Where a majority of the people are middle class, white collar workforces. Most parents either work for Kodak or Xerox. The town is separated in two, either you live on the Thomas HS side, or the Schroeder HS side. The Thomas HS is in a nicer location and many people strive to live north of 104 so their kids can enroll in that side of the district. Schroeder...not so much. Thomas has a general advantange in most sporting events unlike Schroeder who, in technical terms "sucks at life". When somebody says you live in "The Bluffs", many people hate you instantly because you have that much money and you can't move someplace nicer...you dumbass. Webster is primarily your typical, white kid suburb...with no ghettos whatsoever, and still we have those kids who are in denial of their lack of pigment. Webster is also one of the fastest growing towns in New York State. Its schools are in the top 500 schools in the country, a whopping 498th. Webster is your typical town, and where "life is worth living"

Webster, NY is where life is worth living...most of the time

by Blank24 September 4, 2006