The Ol' Ukranian Tofu

Placing a man's shaved scrotum on another person's face at some point during coitus.

As defined by Chris Hardwick.

The girl I was with last night was so impressed after I shaved my junk for her, she let me give her the Ol' Ukranian Tofu!

by Nerfknight November 13, 2011

Beeting my tofu

{beating the bishop}{beating your meat} {(choking the chicken} The animal friendly way of saying you are masturbating.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.

"I was beeting my tofu last night to some good ass cuckold adult content"

by The Black Plague January 23, 2019

tofu

<noun> a person who does not like to engage in physical activity. They prefer to just sit & veg instead of moving around when you invite them to join you for activities.

<noun> When one is active & athletic, dating a TOFU can pose problems: You want to spend time together enjoying the great outdoors while he wants to sit on the couch and play DVD movies all night long!

by fitchickxina September 21, 2005

tofu

TOFU
stands for:

Toilet
Overflowed!
Food for
U!

A white block made from soy beans. A substitute for meat. Tastes like a mix between cardboard and styrofoam.

It's easier and cheaper to eat meat than it is to eat and buy tofu!
Eating meat unethical? Give me a break, what about the poor cute little soybeans killed to make the Tofu?!

by Brick Wall December 26, 2004

tofu

Mandarin transliteration: doufu

The East Asian version of cheese. Except it has less fat.

I like cheese, but don't eat it for dinner often.
I like tofu, but don't eat in sandwiches at all.

by StatenIslander December 21, 2007

Stinky tofu

Stinky tofu is a biological weapon developed in China, but now primarily used by Taiwan. It is considered a weapon of mass destruction and its use is banned by the Geneva Convention. Saddam Hussein was accused of having this. Oh, you silly Saddam.

“I smell feet!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Stinky tofu

by kodiac1 July 3, 2006

tofu

fake chicken aka padding to a bra

what are you today? uber tofo!

by just call me blond January 18, 2005