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timing your pee

A competition that you have with your friend when you're trying to drink the appropriate amount of water everyday. At first your body isn't used to the amount of water you're taking in so you constantly pee, and eventually it evolves into who can pee for the longest. It's possible that the rest of your friends will try to pee for as long as you but they are doing it for the wrong reasons and therefore can't pee for nearly as long. The record stands at 1:03.98 seconds but stands to be broken in the next few days. It will be an ongoing competition until our bodies finally get used to this much water intake per day. It is undetermined exactly how long that is.
Timing your pee.
by The Jets are gonna win January 23, 2011
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Timotea

A girl who has all the boys drooling for her and she is so hot that it makes gay people straight. She's popular but she doesn't know it.
by dauntlesstris May 2, 2015
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Tamoni

Tamoni is outgoing, fun, and gorgeous. She is defiantly one of the most beautiful girls that you will ever know. She is very friendly, caring, and sweet. She can also be witty and funny. She is daring, but has common sense and knows her limits.

She is fairly quiet, but once you get to know her, she is loud, funny, witty, and outgoing. Hailey likes to joke around and have fun. She will lighten up your day, no matter what kind of mood you are in. If she likes you, she LOVES you. If you get on her nevres or annoy her, she HATES you. Be careful with Tamoni. She is tough, but insecure, sometimes. She is gorgeous on the inside and out. If you are blessed enough to have a Tamoni in your life, never, ever, EVER, let her go. <3
Me: Hey Tamoni
Tamoni: Hey
by Qwertyiuoooo February 11, 2019
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Timo Hempel

Joe:"Hey you know Timo Hempel?"
Mikael:"Who is Timo Hempel?"
Joe:"Timo Hempel my NUTS!"
by Kami_kazuya August 29, 2022
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Two timin hussie

by Mortyyyyy108899 June 2, 2018
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White boy timing

White Boy Timing is Not coming in on time to a beat when singing a basic pop song that white people get lit to e.g Mr bright side
used in S7:E4 of RuPauls drag race when trixi tells peal that she has white body timing when making a spoof.

‘Girl you have that white boy timing’
by Suckittomeee!! March 6, 2020
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Timinator

A homosexual cyborg sent back from the future, to rape little boys, and lead them into his wendy house.
The Timinator says 'I'll be on your back'.
by Deano Shnedwin November 13, 2003
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