thirsty mother fucker

any man who tries to hook up with any chick at a party

Todd hit on everyone, even the ugliest and fattest of chicks at the party: he was a thirsty mother fucker.

by Bobby O. December 9, 2007

Thirsty

(verb) When someone lacks interaction with the opposite/attracted sex. They would call anyone hot when usually they wouldn't think so, it's just the thirst that's got a hold of them.

"There is an actual boy at my house. He's so hot!"
"No he's not. You're just thirsty"

by Define it June 9, 2015

thirsty kitty

A sexual role play involving one subject posing to be a kitty in dire need for liquids. Their thirst is insatiable and the kitty must find an outlet for its needs. The act of kitty-like drinking is then demonstrated on the clitoris and surrounding area of a female sex partner. This has the effect of quenching the kitty's thirst and is quite pleasurable for the recipient of the demonstration. Purring and self-grooming in a kitty like fashion suggested to increase the value and difficulty of this interactive feline portrayal.

When he was done with playing with the ball of twine, he was quite parched and suggested playing "thirsty kitty" with the girl he saw outside. She was intrigued, and they shared a unique experience.

by snowjohnny December 12, 2010

Thurston High School

A crappy high school in Springfield, OR, where Kip Kinkel once went beserk and killed two students on campus.

Now, the school resembles a prison, with black bars all around the premises, locked gates, and keycard swipes for students to get in and out. Sadly to say, this has not halted the frequency of students skipping class, students from other schools sneaking onto campus, or the number of fights between hicks (50% of the student population) and Mexicans (20% of the student population).

See also jail cell.

Kids who go to Thurston High School usually end up three places: on welfare, in jail, or in Eugene.

by Ketter the Amazing October 20, 2008

thirsty

horny; wanting sexual satisfaction

"Brittany's always thirsty."

by Mo April 8, 2004

Thirsty

Thirsty has three meanings

a) Someone who is parched and would like to cure it by drinking liquids

b) Someone who is greedy or wants something badly

c) Someone who wants to have sex or is sexually aroused

a) I would like to have some water because I am thirsty

b) *iggas are thirsty out here. They do anything for the dollar

c) F1: See that hot bitch over there?
F2: Yeah, she's making me thirsty

by Your Doppelganger July 15, 2007

thirsty thirds

third man in rotation on the local bust down!

al:you hear al picked up thirsty thirds on heatherlast night.
ted:yea but atleast he wanst last, word is bill picked up filthy fourths on that ho.

by hep August 7, 2003