Throat Closer

A throat closer is a peanut butter sandwich. It is aptly named because the excess amount of peanut butter (and sometimes Nutella) will cause your throat to feel like it's closing and make it difficult to breathe.

"Hey man, wanna have a couple throat closers?"
"No thanks, I don't feel like dying today."

by jerseybish January 19, 2021

throat jolter

when the joke is so funny that your throat ejects from the esophagus and is sent into space

wow that was such a throat jolter!
i haven’t gotten my throat jolted like that in ages!!!

by @jocynoce February 4, 2022

throatinate

When the man reaches climax during deep throat fellatio and he ejaculates directly into their partner's throat with such force that the ejaculate explodes back up out of their partner's mouth.

Bro, I went to Damien's house to read the Bible but once we got to his room he swallowed my cock with such intensity that I throatinated and got cum all over my pants and his shirt.

by JoshLovesSmosh September 30, 2022

snake throat

Sore throat caused by giving a deep throat blowjob

Got the best blowjob of my life last night but the next morning my girlfriend complained of snake throat.

by Love Canal May 2, 2014

hot throat

A type of friction burn from suckin dick with cotton mouth

NEVER kiss a bitch on a sunday, they get hot throat by the end of the weekend.

by cuzo steve January 11, 2016

down throat

When ur dick is to long and she complains it's in her throat

No baby it's not deepthroat with u it's down throat

by Marcoblakers March 8, 2017

Covid Throated

This is when you get the covid test and the back of your throat gets plunged by a long ass swab.

Similar to Throated.

Guy 1: I had to get Covid Throated after some dip shit at work didn't wear his mask properly. I got it Walgreens and work paid for it.
Guy 2: Cool story bro, I got throated behind Walgreens.

by Jack Hoffmen 69 July 14, 2020