When a person is being bombarded with an excess of unwanted, unwarranted, and generally annoying text messages.
by fatsouliman December 15, 2014
Get the textually-assaultedmug. Girl: OMG! I just won a all expenses paid trip for two!! :-D do you wanna come?????
Boy: Ok cool.
Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/
Boy: Ok cool.
Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/
by Walshy84 November 21, 2013
Get the Textual Retardationmug. 16 NEW MESSAGES: Girl anybody ever tell you, you look ike a forty ounce? Ya cuz you lookin good to me.
Girl: Oh my gawd enough with the textual molestation!
Girl: Oh my gawd enough with the textual molestation!
by Dave Damon July 15, 2015
Get the Textual Molestationmug. by machineryOnite September 22, 2016
Get the Textual Healingmug. When a girl or guy, usually one you don't want to be associated with, smothers you with text messages to the point of calling the cops on them.
by Big Shermy August 23, 2010
Get the Textual Harassmentmug. We were texting about some movie we saw last night. I thought I found this huge plot hole, and she pointed out that I missed the dialogue that had explained it. It was a textual pantsing.
by TekkaSommer September 25, 2013
Get the textual pantsingmug. While in the middle of a (text) conversation, one of the participating parties leaves the other hanging.
"Sorry for the textual abandonment, brah. I was about to text you back and then I dropped my phone in the garbage disposal."
by Sunshine Rainbows October 25, 2012
Get the textual abandonmentmug.