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textually-assaulted

When a person is being bombarded with an excess of unwanted, unwarranted, and generally annoying text messages.
Dude, you sent me like 40 messages in a row; you textually-assaulted my phone. Stop.
by fatsouliman December 15, 2014
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Textual Retardation

One who is unable to express ones emotions though text
Girl: OMG! I just won a all expenses paid trip for two!! :-D do you wanna come?????

Boy: Ok cool.

Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/
by Walshy84 November 21, 2013
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Textual Molestation

16 NEW MESSAGES: Girl anybody ever tell you, you look ike a forty ounce? Ya cuz you lookin good to me.

Girl: Oh my gawd enough with the textual molestation!
by Dave Damon July 15, 2015
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Textual Healing

A temporary autonomous zone where interdisciplinary art can heal us all, as equal bodies in space.
That textual healing really soothed my soul.

This nerdy dance party is some great textual healing!
by machineryOnite September 22, 2016
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Textual Harassment

When a girl or guy, usually one you don't want to be associated with, smothers you with text messages to the point of calling the cops on them.
My crazy ex girlfriend who still wants something from me likes to initiate in textual harassment.
by Big Shermy August 23, 2010
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textual pantsing

When one who is certain of their argument is made to look foolish in a text based conversation.
We were texting about some movie we saw last night. I thought I found this huge plot hole, and she pointed out that I missed the dialogue that had explained it. It was a textual pantsing.
by TekkaSommer September 25, 2013
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textual abandonment

While in the middle of a (text) conversation, one of the participating parties leaves the other hanging.
"Sorry for the textual abandonment, brah. I was about to text you back and then I dropped my phone in the garbage disposal."
by Sunshine Rainbows October 25, 2012
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