Ted Maul

Moustachioed television news reporter who lives and breathes investigative journalism.

Institutionalised cruelty is one thing. But the twisted brainwrong of a one-off man-mental is quite another. Ted Maul disturbs...

by Montesquieu June 19, 2006

Ted Nougat

The soft, creamy center found in the core of most every person. This delectable nucleus is what controls our so called "wild side." Actions caused by the Ted Nougat include but are not limited to: Hunting with a crossbow, consuming raw flesh, making an utter jackass out of one's self, spinning power vomit, bloodlust, and an unquenchable thirst for beer. Especially reserved people may need to be egged on or inebriated to fully express their nougat.

Guy: Dude you punched my cat in the mouth while screaming "I'm going to power hump into outer space!" and stole all my beer last night

Jackass: Old Crow fuels my Ted Nougat, there's really nothing I can do about it.

Guy: Maybe not drink?

Jackass: The Noug would not be pleased

by GeyowOfArc July 25, 2011

Ted Broczynski

Derived from unabomber Ted Kaczynski, a term in similar vein to "brodog" or "broster". Reserved for persons of the highest order of broship.

"Don't tase me Ted Broczynski!"

"That was a sweet kegger last night Broczynski"

by Strych_9 October 8, 2007

ted mosbey

Saying I love you to a person you are not formally dating, or have recently started dating, as seen on how I met your mother the television show

Dude, jake pulled a serious Ted mosbey last night with Sarah!

by Deareedoubleyou December 18, 2014

Ted Cruz Booze Snooze

When one consumes an excessive amount of beer prior to unintentionally falling asleep. The victim then awakens in a completely diverse setting and scenario, having no recollection or memory of the past night. Said person may even be in another state or country than they had last recalled.

"I heard Patrick attended Douglas' party in Orlando last night. He took a heavy Ted Cruz Booze Snooze and now I hear he's in Michigan at a seven year old's birthday party."

"Niiiice."

by HeveStarvey July 17, 2016

Ted Cruz

The Scranton Strangler

Ted Cruz is the Scranton Strangler.

by noneofyobeemovieporn February 18, 2021

Ted Bundy

A little bitch boy that was only 5’10 and his full name was “Theodore Robert Bundy” and would get mad at and kill a women or girl when she laughed at his microscopic cock or not call him daddy and he is so terrible that when he was on death row other inmates raped him and screamed “We don’t like rape’os!” And Ted was also a republican so that is very stinky

Ted Bundy should have gotten fireworks shoved up his asshole

by Kitten Salad July 10, 2020