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Taking an SC turn

When a conversation takes a nasty or dark turn.
"I like babies, they're cute."
"They're even cuter when I'm eating their guts..."
"...well this conversation is taking an SC turn."
by Pandoricai March 19, 2013
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tapinko

I got a tapinko for being a jerk
by Agownley December 14, 2014
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taking a dung

When you squat down, and leave a brown.
Friend 1: Oh my! I'm about to be taking a dung!

Friend 2: Ok, make sure to use some Pampers!

Friend 1: Ok, I think there are some left.
by yopugiscool June 3, 2014
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taming the bear

I was taming the bear this morning and left a mess all over my girlfriends toilet seat because she left me with blue balls.
by TheBareTamer June 19, 2014
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Taking a Swedish

To masturbate while still on the toilet after having taken a shit.

In Swedish horror flicks women are known to straddle a man in order to have sex with him while he is on the toilet taking a dump and so the phrase "taking a Swedish" refers to a masturbatory #2 session.
"I just got through taking a Swedish."

"I took forever in the bathroom because I took a Swedish."

"Were you in the bathroom taking a Swedish because you were gone forever?"
by Lulz§wag December 31, 2020
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Photo Taking Ninja

A person who takes many photos at awkward moments whilst going unnoticed. The people in the photos have no idea what they were doing in the photos captured
Gemima Louisa is a photo taking ninja. Evidence visible from the China album on facebook.
by R.M Murphy December 13, 2012
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Map Tapping

1.When you and the boys decide to "tap" into some Cartography books and watch the history channel.

2. When you physically tap your finger on an actual map
"We could have been using drugs, watching porn or consuming simple carbohydrates and alcohol but instead, we decided to do some Map Tapping and take a look at a map of the Asian Mainland and learn about the latitude and longitude of the middle east. My homies and I now know where Tajikistan is located, so much better than a heroin injection."

"In the movie Downfall, Adolf Hitler participates in Map Tapping when he scouts out KFC locations for the Blitzkrieg to use during their campaign in France"
by Memeblaze January 22, 2020
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